Her Love Is Like Bad Medicine

The no-talent daughter of no-talent singer Jon Bon Jovi was recently arrested after overdosing on heroin. I’ve gotta admit, I laughed when I read this story. A lot.

Police in Upstate New York responded to a call that Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, 19, was unresponsive in her dorm room at Hamilton College – a well respected, $55,000-a-year liberal arts institution in Kirkland.

Stephanie received medical treatment and is set to be released from hospital on Wednesday. The room was searched and a ‘small quantity’ of heroin along with marijuana and drug paraphernalia was found.

Stephanie – also an aspiring model – was arrested and charged on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance possession of marijuana and criminally using drug paraphernalia.

Friggin’ lightweight. How is this bint gonna make it in the modeling industry if she can’t handle a little heroin?

25 thoughts on “Her Love Is Like Bad Medicine

  1. Rob

    She’ll never make it as a real model. Maybe she can pose in the local mail circulars for Jim’s Hardware or Big Bob’s Discount Smokes and Payday Loans.

  2. John D

    “How is this bint gonna make it in the modeling industry if she can’t handle a little heroin?”

    She’s always got pr0n to fall back on. It worked for Kim Kardashian.

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Rob – Or the new issue of Swank.

    L Frame – Let’s hope. It’ll assure that we’ll never hear from this chick again.

    John D – Judging from the photo above, pr0n may not take her.

  4. Jim Scrummy

    Heckuva job you did there Jonny raising a drug addict. I know what’s a little heroin amongst friends. Stupid bint. Stupid parents, they probably “toked” up in front of their kids at some point. Great role models.

    Ummm, yeah, her being a model….bahahahahahaha ha ha. Yep, the modeling will be in pr0n. She needs a lot work even to make it to a 7. Luckily daddy is rich, so she won’t have to worry about her worthless womyns studies degree from Hamilton.

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jim – She’s falling into the celebrity trap, probably because she never had to work for anything in her life. Frak her.

    Cathy – 19 years old and a frakkin’ mess.

  6. Jon Brooks

    Is it me or does that photo look ‘Just a wee bit incestuous’? Oh I forgot they are liberals. Nevermind.

  7. AJ Lynch

    Like his music or not, BonJovi is very active in Habitat for Humanity- he paid for several projects in N. Philly. So he gets a lotta credit and moral support from me for that- I am glad his daughter survived and hope she gets her act together.

  8. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jon – It does look like she’s his girlfriend.

    Old NFO – The school might, though. They didn’t comment on what, if any, discipline will be meted out. My guess? None.

    AJ – Definitely good work, but for me, that’s offset by his wholehearted support for people like Barack Obama and Al Gore.

  9. AJ Lynch

    I see your point Wyatt but he seems to actually do good stuff so I give him slack because he is not the prototypical phony librul. Plus I hate to see young kids mess their lives up like she is doing. One inportant goal in life should be to be available to give the eulogies at your friend’s funerals :) .

  10. AJ Lynch

    In high school, my nephew & his classmates actually worked with Bonjovi on a Habitat project in Norf Philly – that is why I am being uncharacteristically charitable to him. That won’t happen again soon re libruls.

  11. Wyatt Earp Post author

    AJ – I’m not trying to change your mind. I’m just trying to point out the hypocrisy of someone like Bon Jovi. The HFH stuff is awesome; I admit that. I just want the rest of the story known as well.

  12. DocRambo

    With Daddy’s longtime support of Obama, I am sure Mr. Holder can find some way to make all this go away.

  13. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Doc – It already looks like the school is going to do that.

    GPC – It’s almost better than his stage name.

    MelP – Money has its privileges.

  14. EFG

    Article: “Stephanie received medical treatment and is set to be released from hospital on Wednesday. The room was searched and a ‘small quantity’ of heroin along with marijuana and drug paraphernalia was found.”

    *****

    Wyatt, got a quick question, if you care to answer.

    How is it that the police searched her room? Were they opening drawers and boxes and what not? Because to me, that seems kinda like a search without a warrant. Or do you think that the writing of the article is just sloppy, and what really happened was that the police just saw the drugs in plain sight and made the arrest on that basis?

    Disclosure: I’m not a lawyer, and I’m not trying to start some anti-cop fight here either.

    Just looking for a little clarification from a subject matter expert.

    1. Wyatt Earp Post author

      If it’s a dorm owned by the university, the officers could search with permission of university officials. There is some expectation of privacy, but I don’t think a search warrant in necessary here.

      That being said, it was also a crime scene, and if the officers can articulate the search was related to the investigation of her OD, they would be good.

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