
If you are so desperate for attention, stop testifying on Capitol Hill and start dressing like JWOWW from Jersey Shore.
Just a week after flaunting her curves in a sexy pink bikini, JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, walked her dogs in a figure-hugging outfit which enhanced her physique. The 26-year-old reality star wore a tight blue top and black leggings as she took out her pets in Jersey City, NJ.
Jenni teamed the outfit with a pair of huge sunglasses and black wedge heels, smiling for the photographers.
Hey Jenni, 1987 called; it wants its ensemble back.
Ironically, I see no difference between Fluke and Farley – except the STD count.

So there’s snooki and jwoww….
What would Sandra Fluke’s Jersey Shore name be? J-OH MY GOD- MY EYES! MY EYES!?
Hah, at first I though you were endorsing the outfit. I’m was relieved to note your 80′s comment : ) wearing heals with your gym clothes is big no-no in imo.
Are you sure there’s a difference in the STD count?
Fenway – JDUDE?
RD – Oh, most definitely. But she probably doesn’t work out. Why should she when there are plastic surgeons?
Smite – I’m not checking, but if you want to . . .
I’ve still got a NBC suit, but I’m not coming near that fallout…
“Ironically, I see no difference between Fluke and Farley – except the STD count.”
Hey, cut Fluke a break. Her STD count would be lower than JWoww’s if those stingy Catholics would set aside their “morals” and buy her a few thousand dollars wroth of Trojans.
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Now if she were using those condoms that leslie Neilson and Pricilla Presley were using I can see John D’s several thousands of dollars.
Neilson: “Nice beaver.”
Presely: “Thanks I just had it stuffed.”
D’ya think Elvis spins every time the movie is played ?
I’m sure he did when she married Michael Jackson.
I think/hope he gets as good a laugh as you, I and millions of others had at that movie. I think Smite nailed it though.