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You Know You’re Hot When …

By Wyatt Earp | February 11, 2012

… Sleazy internet escort sites are using your photos to represent their models.

The model girlfriend of Formula 1 ace Fernando Alonso is suing a U.S. escort website for using pictures of her to peddle a £700-an-hour prostitute. Former Miss Switzerland runner-up Xenia Tchoumitcheva said she was ‘horrified’ to find photos of her dressed in lingerie on the Fantasy Allures call girl site, under the name “Julie”.

She is being touted to potential clients in New York City as an Italian “blonde VIP supermodel”. Tchoumitcheva told Switzerland’s 20 Minutes news website: “To be used in this way on a website is absurd and highly offensive. I have nothing to do with this site, and using pictures of me there is a serious attack on my reputation.”

Well, it could be worse. They could be posting her photo on the cover of Crack Whore Monthly. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “You Know You’re Hot When …”

  1. Veeshir says:

    700£ an hour?

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m very happy with Little Veeshir, but he’s not worth that much.

    If I had that kind of money, I’d pleasure myself using Martha Stewart’s dress.

  2. Vicki says:

    *sigh* I feel her pain. Those damn sites are always using my pictures and I wish they’d stop.

    *snort*

  3. Dr. Evil says:

    700 pounds an hour? Sounds like my kinda chic. Hold on wait…

    Uncle ray just informed me pounds is a type of currency in this instance and NOT a unit of weight. Dang!

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Veeshir – The mental image that last line incurs is just earth-shattering.

    Vicki – They always use me for those bodybuilding commercials.

    Dr. Evil – She likes very full figured men, I suppose.

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  6. Eric T says:

    Well thank goodness that the website protected those pictures with an FA on each so some perv doesn’t come along and use them without authorization. Gotta protect your goods.

    And one more thing, I wanna see the babe that actually shows up. Just for comparison sake, nothing else of course.

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