Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | February 10, 2012

Imperial Walker Caption Contest
(Source: Smite A. Hippie)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 13th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang
Topics: Caption Contest | 42 Comments »






Imperial Dog Walker
When The ForceĀ® failed to turn up the stolen Death Star plans, Darth Vader turned to Bloodhound Droids in his search.
I’m takin’ the dog for an Ewok
Barbara Woodhouse: “Wookies!”
Does the AT-AT need to wee wee?
Gives “Sic ‘em Fido” a whole new meaning
Where’s the Imperial Pooper Scooper?
“Damn kids, they always promise to walk the dog, but here I am, supreme commander of the galaxy, stuck with the job!”
Darth Cesar was always taken Siriusly.
Darth was envious that his walker could lick his own ball turret.
The Fo-Tzu is strong with this one.
“I’m starting to think this wasn’t the dog I was looking for.”
Damn! I forgot a bucket for the metal droppings!
“I find your lack of bladder control disturbing.”
@ @
Sith! Sith! Stay!
What??? That tree wasn’t good enough??? I find your willingness to waste time – disturbing….
“What is thy bidding, my master?…Seriously???…*sigh*”
The AT AT, eats Hutts, craps Jawas.
The AT AT is going to leave a steaming pile of Jar Jar.
Ultimately, this would have been Lando’s job as part of their ‘deal’
AT-AT: “Is it Hoth out here, or is it just me?”
“I wonder if I can use the force to speed things up before the storm troupers see me? They’ll never let me live this down at Death Star Bingo night!”
It looks like K9, but I don’t think that’s The Doctor?
Wyatt, you can’t win your own caption contest. Can I use that?
The problem’s not the little baggies, it’s the blast radius of the droppings…
I am altering the terms of your municipality’s pooper scooper ordinacnes. Pray I do not alter it any further.
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your paw…”
Anakin: Petwalker
“OK, This time a Sith apprentice, ‘Here Weego.’”
Roger – Mine was just for fun. Not using it.
Yeah, the AT-AT is VERY high maintenance, but he keeps those unruly Wampas at bay!
He’s not much for “roll over” or “play dead”, but when he foams at the mouth, it’s real foam!
Doo doo or doo doo not, there is no try.
Where rocks come from.
@JT: That’ll give you asteroids.
At least they won’t be flying around.
Unless they invent a chimpanzee AT-AT
Wyatt:
I wouldn’t want to be you and have to decide on just ONE winner…they’re ALL pretty damn funny.
Guess the Death Star Hamster Ball will be forthcoming to a separatist store near you soon?
May the FARCE be with us all.
Unless they invent a chimpanzee AT-AT
If they do…..put your money in hard hats.
And face shields.
And shotguns.