This Week On Monday Night Raw
By Wyatt Earp | February 7, 2012
Meet Newark’s Gian Davis. He is now “the late” Gian Davis, because he decided to rob the absolutely wrong person.
Law-enforcement sources told NBC New York that 30-year-old Gian Davis approached two men near Bloomfield Avenue at about 1:15 a.m. and asked for change. When the men said “no,” he then asked to borrow a cell phone, grabbed it and tried to run off with it, sources said.
One of the men lunged to get the phone back and Davis put him in a headlock, according to sources. Then, sources say the other man, a former high school wrestler, pulled Davis off his friend and put the would-be robber in a headlock. It was strong enough that Davis apparently choked to death, sources familiar with the investigation said.
I’d say this is a “lock” for feel-good story of the week.
Topics: The Job | 7 Comments »
I love stories with happy endings.
I got all choked up while reading this!!
Wrap your arm around his neck and just hold on until he’s incapacitated! Gotta love happy endings!
Wait until the media really vets this story: “Church fund-raiser brutally choked to death by right-wing thug refusing to contribute.”
Is the good guy, who saved a lot of tax dollars, gonna be charged?
Totally O/T: You’ve been given an award!
Perhaps charged for littering? Taking out the trash in an unapproved manner?
You can already hear his parents (ok, his mom) saying: “My Gian was such a good boy” and “he wouldn’t harm a soul”.
Kudos to Mr. Davis for self-selecting out of the gene pool, however inadvertent said course of action may have been.