Archive for December, 2011
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Monday, December 12th, 2011Men’s Health magazine thinks it’s Jennifer Aniston. Really? Of all time?? Really??? Men’s Health readers voted the former Friends star to the top of the list above many other screen sirens before her who had more bombshell qualities. Also rounding up the top five were Raquel Welch, Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears and Madonna. Ursula Andress [...]
Chalk Up Another Win For The Good Guy
Monday, December 12th, 2011And, in my opinion, they don’t come any more good than Tim Tebow, who won his sixth straight game yesterday. This may shock you, but yesterday saw another come from behind win by my Broncos, who can’t seem to get the ball moving until the fourth quarter. That’ll be a problem come playoff time – [...]
Deskland Uber Alles
Sunday, December 11th, 2011Hundreds of Nazi items have gone to auction in Stamford, Connecticut this week – because Stamford has such a rich WWII history. Among the highest bid items is a brass desk belonging to Adolf Hitler, upon which he signed the pre-war Munich Pact. Over 1,000 rare relics from the Third Reich are going under the [...]
New Jersey: Home Of The $5 Foot-Long
Sunday, December 11th, 2011A New Jersey man was so desperate to look like Smilin’ Bob that he asked a quack “doctor” to inject him with silicone. Why anyone would want a needle near there is beyond me, but hey; different strokes . . Naturally, the surgery did not exactly go as planned, and the patient was lost, but [...]
Gentlemen, Smell Your Underarms!
Saturday, December 10th, 2011If your sweat stinks, you may need to go to the Free Clinic. In the study, women rated the scent of armpit sweat from men with gonorrhea as less pleasant than the scent of sweat from men without gonorrhea. The women were also more likely to describe the sweat smell as “putrid” if it was [...]
(Stupid) People Of Walmart
Saturday, December 10th, 2011Believe it or not, that is not a redundant title. Some Walmart shoppers are walking fashion abortions, but they are not necessarily galactically stupid. Maryland’s Timothy Randall Clark, however, is a different story – and he picked the wrong time to be a thief. Officials in Maryland arrested Timothy Randall Clark on Saturday after he [...]
She’s Sexy? What Are The Odds?
Saturday, December 10th, 2011According to this story, people are taking odds on who will win FHM’s Sexiest Woman 2012. Apparently, people can actually bet on this somewhere – I assume Vegas? Christina Hendricks: +3300. We’re skipping over a few here to get to some of our favorite long shot bets. Mad Men’s leading lady, Christina Hendricks, of course [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 9th, 2011The Final Destination Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 12th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Rodney Dill Wizbang
I Always Wanted To See Holland
Friday, December 9th, 2011Just not as a defendant in The Hague. Gamers worried their actions on the virtual battlefield could land them at the Hague war crimes tribunal can relax. The International Committee of the Red Cross says media reports that it is investigating whether the Geneva Conventions apply to video games are false. The Swiss-based humanitarian group [...]
A Somber Anniversary
Friday, December 9th, 2011UPDATE: In the epitome of gall, the National Constitution Center, which is located only a few blocks from Police HQ, is hosting an event honoring Danny’s murderer tonight. On the 30th anniversary of the assassination. I’ll never set foot in that building for as long as I live. 30 years ago today, Philadelphia Police Officer [...]
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