Archive for December, 2011
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Thursday, December 15th, 2011Because, you know, a president should be able to obtain a private citizen’s e-mail address without his or her consent. The Obama presidential campaign is launching an effort to collect Republican email addresses by inviting its supporters to submit information about their Republican associates to the Obama 2012 website. The effort could help the Obama [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011The best HHH stories are those that I never knew about previously. This is one of those occasions. In December, 1916, Italian and Austrian troops were facing off near Mount Marmolada in northeastern Italy. The fighting was fierce on both sides, but Mother Nature turned out to be the deadliest enemy of all. It was [...]
Lohan’s First Playboy Photo Released
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011Well, sort of. The Daily Mail can’t exactly post Lohan’s pink parts, now can they? I mean, they’re not The Sun, and Lindsay is not a Page 6 Girl. My first thought upon seeing this is, “Thank God for the miracles of makeup and airbrushing.” [T]he men’s magazine has released the first shot of the [...]
Irony Is A Harsh Mistress
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011Especially is you are a lawyer trying to defend an “alleged” pedophile. I don’t envy Joe Amendola. The attorney for former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky has made so many blunders that one has to wonder if The Man Upstairs has it in for him. Otherwise, Amendola is the unluckiest guy in the world. [...]
Oh Yeah, I’m Thirsty
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011I’m also ready to drink in Christina Hendricks’ beauty . . . among other things. No other whiskey has the bold spectrum of flavor as Johnnie Walker Blue, and no other ginger has boobs the size of Christina Hendricks, so why not get the three of them together for some Christmas ads? Especially since getting [...]
Basketball Players Jump Each Other
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011College players from Xavier and Cincinnati confirmed once again why I despise basketball. It’s because the sport is chock full of thugs and animals. There were just 9.4 seconds left on the clock when a few shoves between players sparked the all-out brawl. Players jumped from the benches to square up with their rivals. Cincinnati’s [...]
Glenn Beck Has Jumped The Mic
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011Normally, I like Glenn Beck. Yeah, he goes off the rails from time to time and he has bouts of ridiculousness, but for the most part, his show is entertaining. And then he does things like this that really piss me off. Glenn Beck said this morning on his radio show that if Newt Gingrich [...]
North Korea Has Jumped The Dog
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011Only because they don’t have sharks there. A South Korean military officer is seen standing guard as Christians prepare a lighting ceremony in front of a Christmas tree atop a military-controlled hill near the tense land border in Gimpo, in 2010. N.Korea warned S.Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, December 12th, 2011The Final Destination Caption Contest has now concluded. Let’s see how we did. Top Seven Entries: 7. The new “Zombie Program” means Air Marshals work for brains. – Veeshir 6. I’d like to request a wake-up call for…………….NEVER!!!! – Uncle Ray 5. After falling into the energy well, the Star Wars Emperor winds up on [...]
Gawd, I Agree With A Moonbat Professor
Monday, December 12th, 2011Yes, his message is a little off the reservation, but I have always been a little “off,” so I guess that explains a lot. My least favorite Rankin/Bass cartoon is Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer. Why? . . George Giuliani, a special ed professor at Long Island University, who has written an alternative to the Christmas [...]
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