Archive for December, 2011
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2011I just read about Calvin Graham and figured it would be a nice HHH. Calvin Leon Graham was the youngest U.S. serviceman, during World War II. Following the attack on Pearl Harbor, he enlisted in the Navy in May 1942, at the age of 12. He was wounded at the Naval Battle of Guadalcanal, while [...]
That’s A Nice Slab Of Kobe Beef
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant is a pretty despicable person in my opinion. Like many NBA thugs, he’s an arrogant, ignorant ass who thinks his crap doesn’t stink. And when confronted with people who thinks his crap does stink, he usually belittles them. Or in a 2003 Boulder, Colorado case, he “allegedly” sexually assaults [...]
Philly Writer Accused Of Pulling A Sandusky
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011Bill Conlin, a legend to people who give a rat’s arse about MLB sportswriters, has been accused of diddling underage children. One of my douchebag college friends idolizes this guy. Maybe I should send him this story. Baseball Hall of Fame sports columnist Bill Conlin of the Philadelphia Daily News retired abruptly Tuesday after learning [...]
Shallow Gene Pool: No Lifeguard On Duty
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011Has there ever been a family so despicable and fame hungry as the Kardashians? I’m fairly sure they’re aliens, sent here from Mos Eisley Spaceport – a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Every year these mutants pose for a Christmas photo, and it’s always creepy. She usually favors curve-hugging dresses, but Kim Kardashian decided [...]
A Tree Grows In Washington
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011While an ego grows in Hawaii. The 63-foot Sierra White Fir lighted at the U.S. Capitol Grounds includes a prominently displayed ornament paying homage to President Barack Obama, but includes no ornament readily visible to a person standing near the tree’s base that uses the word “Christmas,” or includes an image of the Nativity, or [...]
Watch The Ram Car, Please
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011My good friend, fellow blogger, and Twitter aficionado Smite invited me, Kyle and Erik to his house for a Football Sunday. Smite has the NFL Sunday Ticket, and figured we could hang out and watch some pigskin – and after a Rosie O’Donnell movie, we could watch football. Kyle jumped at the chance, because Smite [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, December 19th, 2011The Ron Paul Gives Props caption contest is now over. Let’s see how everyone fared. Top Five Entries: 5. “Huh, just as I always suspected, here’s a little switch that says Sane/Crazy.” – Thresherman 4. “Yup, looks like a size 12D straightjacket. Luckily, we have those in stock!” – Sparky 3. Guy On Right (thinking): [...]
Four Million Reasons To Shake Your Head
Monday, December 19th, 2011We knew that President Obama’s vacation was going to cost a bundle. Every presidential vacation does, and obviously, we foot the bill. Apparently, it will cost a tad more this time; partly because of rising costs (of everything) and the separate trip by Michelle Obama. A trip that was unnecessary. The President and his family [...]
Safe And Sound And Hot
Monday, December 19th, 2011Model Veena Malik gave people a scare when she went missing after receiving death threats. Apparently, the Pakistanis aren’t big fans of hot babes. The Pakistani model at the centre of the FHM India row who was reported missing on Friday has turned up safe in a hotel in India. Veena Malik, who posed nude [...]
License To Il
Monday, December 19th, 2011Yeah, I clapped when I heard the news, too. Brutal dictator, rogue thug, and infamous fashionista Kim Jong-Il has died. There was a delay in announcing news of his demise, because electricity is rationed in North Korea, and because Kim preempts news for Scooby Doo reruns. The death leaves a gaping hole in the Axis [...]
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