Archive for December, 2011
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011Considering my mastery of the blogosphere, my Twitter popularity, and my infectious charm, you would think my New Year’s Eve would be booked solid with A-List parties and extravagant soirees. Wouldn’t you? Sadly – as I have told every online friend before they meet me in person – Internet Wyatt is much more interesting than [...]
Philly News Station Makes The News
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Yeah, and not in a good way. Shelley Kanther, 36, said male colleagues guessed her bra size and slapped her on the behind while she worked as the director of marketing communications at KYW Newsradio between April 2009 and August 2010. Her co-workers at the Philadelphia station said she was probably ‘fiery in bed’ and [...]
Welcome To Killadelphia
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Like most of America’s big cities, Philadelphia has a murder problem. Sadly, it’s the only category in which we can say “We’re #1.” If you’ve been following me on Twitter, you know that I have been posting the accurate, updated homicide numbers for months now. And as this article confirms, they’re not good. This year [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 30th, 2011You Be Illin’ Caption Contest (Source: DayLife) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 2nd. Good luck! Original Caption: A portrait of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is carried past mourners during his funeral procession through the streets of [...]
First, Eliminate All The Lawyers
Friday, December 30th, 2011The infamous Shakespeare quote is used so often that it is beyond cliché, but in this case you have to wonder. 18-year old Hiroyuki Joho was struck and killed by a high-speed train in 2008. His body parts hit a woman standing at the station. She suffered a broken leg and wrist. Amazingly, the woman [...]
Bradley Cooper Is Everywhere
Friday, December 30th, 2011Well, everywhere that hot actresses congregate. Cooper became Hollywood’s premier man-whore, changing girlfriends like I change socks. Oh, how I envy him. Zoe Saldana better get used to being the focus of the actor’s jealous female fans, as it has now been claimed the pair have become more than just friends following their celluloid hook [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Thursday, December 29th, 2011It really disappoints me to admit that it has been a very long time since I received any decent hate mail. Thankfully, “”Bubba” rectified that problem with a comment that was the perfect mix of terrible grammar, liberal hypocrisy, and galactic stupidity. If Bubba has any redeeming value it’s that unlike most of my hate-filled [...]
Someone Has Been Using Her Thighmaster
Thursday, December 29th, 2011In my opinion, no beer is more delicious than Guinness. But even I wouldn’t drink a pint from this case. It was a lovely day for a Guinness for this beer burglar, but the way she went about stealing it is as impressive as it is illegal. A video posted to YouTube shows how the [...]
In Soviet Russia, Governor Recalls You!
Thursday, December 29th, 2011Meet former Arizona gubernatorial candidate Cary Dolego. He tried to win on a write-in campaign, so he is a “candidate” in the way Jon Huntsman is a candidate. Of course, if Dolego wants to run in the next election, he’ll need a home. Seems he lost that, his money, and self respect in the Ukraine [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011Most Americans know the name Thomas Paine. He penned one of the most influential pamphlets of the Revolutionary era, Common Sense. What many people do not know that Paine was arrested in France on this day in 1793. He was tried and convicted of treason. Though the charges against him were never detailed, he had [...]
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