Archive for November, 2011
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2011For Michelle Obama, telling the country what to eat is her great crusade. She wants to dictate what foods are put in schools. She wants to lecture us on what we eat at home and while dining out. She wants to appoint herself Commissioner of the Food Police. But, like many liberals, she is a [...]
Ho, Ho, Holster!
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Dude. Santa will be appearing at the Scottsdale (AZ) Gun Club through December 10th. Why not bring the family (and the guns) along for some Christmas photos? These truly are memories that last a lifetime – or at least until the magazine is empty. (H/T – Code Monkey)
Philadelphia Pee Party Removed
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011I like how the media is claiming that they were “evicted” – as if these filthy little urchins had any right to be in Dillworth Plaza in the first place. Some of these animals refused to disperse, and tried to march through the streets. They were met by the Mounted Patrol. Officers gave the protesters [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Instead of the usual History Channel hodge-podge, I figured something a tad more interesting would be appropriate this week. To wit: Did you know Joseph Stalin’s only daughter has been living in America since 1967? Sveltana Alliluyeva Peters passed away this week at the age of 85. Svetlana Peters, who famously denounced communism and moved [...]
Avoid The Noid
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011Why? Because he may bust a cap in your arse. Police say the unidentified deliveryman was called out to that location but grew suspicious when he realized it was an abandoned block. When he called back the number used to order the pizza, police say an armed suspect walked up to the deliveryman and demanded [...]
POTUS To Use Wite-Out In 2012
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011Since he first announced his candidacy for president, Barack Obama championed himself as the hero of the middle class. It’s ridiculous, but the media played along. Now, Obama’s re-election campaign has done a 180. They’ve decided they will abandon white working class voters in 2012. Union members hardest hit. [P]reparations by Democratic operatives for the [...]
That’s Why They Call Her “Smiley Miley”
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011Look for Miley to star alongside Jay and Silent Bob in Clerks III. [Miley] Cyrus stunned well-wishers at her 19th-birthday party, happily telling them she’s a pot-loving “stoner.” “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake,” said the “Hannah Montana” star during her the bash last week at the [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, November 28th, 2011The You Damned, Dirty Humans Caption Contest has now concluded. There were a lot of great captions again this week, which is good because I really love the photo. So, with that, let’s take a gander at how everyone fared. Top Five Entries: 5. “So I sez to Spidey ya can’t keep a good monkey [...]
Wonder If The Car’s Name Was Christine?
Monday, November 28th, 2011Say what you want about Philly, but our thugs kill people in unorthodox ways. Police say a man was struck and killed by his girlfriend after a heated argument in the Grays Ferry section of Philadelphia. The incident happened around 2:00 a.m. Sunday near the intersection of Morris and South Ringgold streets. Police tell Action [...]
Obama Has Another Twitter FAIL
Monday, November 28th, 2011The Department of Health and Human Services is trying out a new Twitter hashtag to promote “feel-good” stories about its Health Care Reform plan, aka Obamacare. HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius apparently believes Obamacare is still popular and people are excited for its implementation. “This month, we’re highlighting the many reasons to be thankful for these [...]
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