Archive for October, 2011
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Monday, October 31st, 2011That’s Kyle up top, then (from L to R) Erik, Julia, and Kevin. Oh, and click to embiggen. Thee misssus took the kids out this year because one of Erik’s friends had no one to go trick or treating with. Gavin came over with his mom, and they walked the streets of the neighborhood with [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, October 31st, 2011The Only In A Jeep caption contest is now over, and just in time for Halloween. There were a lot of entries this week (over 40) and most of them were, as expected, very good. Let’s see how everyone fared. Top Five Entries: 5. This must be the car hood that Rosie O’Donnell popped her [...]
“Walking” On Sunshine
Monday, October 31st, 2011I haven’t really talked about The Walking Dead this season, save for the premiere. That’s mostly because Episode 2 was difficult to watch, especially the parts with Carl lying in a near coma. Last night, however, was a different story. It was a tour de force of zombie goodness, and there was one hell of [...]
Another Rape, Courtesy Of The Pee Party
Monday, October 31st, 2011Apparently, the snow has not broken the backs of the deadbeat losers who comprise Occupy Wall Street. Instead, it gave them an excuse to share body heat . . . by raping their fellow protesters. Again. Funny, I don’t remember hearing about any rapes during Tea Party events. Wall Street protesters in Zuccotti Park battened [...]
We Remember Chuck
Monday, October 31st, 2011Four years ago today, Philadelphia Police Officer Charles “Chuck” Cassidy was shot in the line of duty. He unknowingly walked in on a robbery in progress at the Dunkin Donuts, 6600 N. Broad Street. His murderer is a piece of garbage named John “Jordan” Lewis, who spun around and shot Chuck in the head at [...]
Let Them Eat Tastykake
Sunday, October 30th, 2011You’re never really a man until you make your own guillotine. A man who entered a Bellingham medical office with a severed limb later told medics he cut his own arm off with a self-made device. Police said the man walked into a urology office in the Birchwood neighborhood at 11 a.m. Thursday. His right [...]
License To (Hard) Drive
Sunday, October 30th, 2011Remember a few weeks ago when the blog was having virus issues? Turns out that was the high point of my internet month. A few days ago, I did an internal scan of my desktop computer and it came up with a few red flags. The underlying message after the scan was, “The hard drive [...]
Woman Claims She Was Raped On MTV Show
Sunday, October 30th, 2011And believe it or not, the show wasn’t “Jersey Shore.” Tonya Cooley, a cast member on several of MTV’s “Real World/Road Rules” challenges, has filed a lawsuit against MTV, Bunim/Murray Productions, and cast members Kenneth “Kenny” Santucci and Evan Starkman alleging that she was raped while cameras were rolling for 2009’s “The Ruins.” Cooley alleges [...]
Please, Hit Her One More Time
Saturday, October 29th, 2011Of the many constants in life, this one is the most enduring: no matter what else changes, Britney Spears will always be a train wreck. With a new (far from sold out) tour, which arrived in the UK this week, the singer, who had a very public breakdown three years ago, is keen to spread [...]
Even At Occupy NH, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
Saturday, October 29th, 2011Meet Justina Jensen. She’s a hot mess – without the hot. She also likes to force teen girls into prostitution, and her recruiting ground was the Occupy New Hampshire toad-fest. Judging by the mug shot, Justina seems sorry for her crimes. She’s not. She later fell asleep while waiting for her arraignment. Jerkass. A city [...]
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