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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | August 26, 2011

Planking: You’re Doing It Wrong Caption Contest
(Source: Break)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 29th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Rodney Dill
Sonic Frog
Wizbang

Topics: Caption Contest | 42 Comments »

42 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. Sully says:

    She’s shitfaced.

  2. Marvin says:

    “Lucy, You got some explaining to do!”

  3. tom says:

    I found Obama’s approval rating!!

  4. Cowboy Blob says:

    Doh! I missed your title! How about:

    Failing to draw into a Straight Flush.

  5. Picky says:

    Julie confused “Planking” with “Plunking.”

  6. Picky says:

    The Ministry of Magic MUST exist! I will prove it!

  7. Picky says:

    Having eaten a Philly cheesesteak with SWISS cheese instead of Cheez Whiz, the unfortunate victim prepared for the worst.

  8. JCM says:

    Should have listened to Wyatt! I put swiss on my Cheesesteak!

  9. Loaded Dice in Vegas says:

    Been there.

    Done that.

  10. Veeshir says:

    Supergirl flies while drunk and crashes through a bathroom wall.
    Film at eleven.

  11. Finding a toilet bowl mounted on the wall is always worth a second look.

    Dunno why Wyatt put the pic up sidwways…

  12. Even 3-D and IMAX can’t make some experiences worth the ticket…

  13. Alec Baldwin only thought he was upset when his previous movie went straight to video…

  14. The victim was watching Keith Olbermann on Al Gore’s cable channel when there was a horrible sucking sound and…

  15. Sally Anne says:

    Jackie was always such a butthead.

  16. JT says:

    A dedicated plumber is indeed a rare find.

  17. John D says:

    Yet another hapless victim of the infamous triple-dog dare.

  18. Chris C says:

    Sarah Silverman’s new reality show: Planking Unplugged.

  19. proof says:

    Try as she might, Edith couldn’t see the dog’s fascination with drinking from the toilet.

  20. proof says:

    Recent cutbacks at the U.S. Olympic High Dive training camp were starting to take their toll.

  21. “Daaaaaaaavid Letterman!”

  22. Jon Brooks says:

    How do you think they came up with..”In space no-one can hear you scream!”

  23. Jon Brooks says:

    Ethel practices position No. 13 in the…DrinkASutra.

  24. Mark says:

    My favorite ex-wife.

  25. Symptoms may include stiffness, nausea and vomiting. If symptoms persist for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention.

    Talk to your doctor to see if Plankitol is right for you

  26. joated says:

    The Kick-a-poo Joy Juice claims another victim.

    (Gotta remember Al Capp for that one.)

  27. rodney dill says:

    The main complaint was that initiation into the order of “Worshipping The Porcelain Idol” was a bit stiff.

  28. rodney dill says:

    Failing to draw into a Straight Flush.

    Excellent!

  29. rodney dill says:

    Plunger? I don’t even know her.

  30. rodney dill says:

    I don’t remember eatin’ dat.

  31. rodney dill says:

    The damage caused by the east coast earthquake defies explanation.

  32. rodney dill says:

    Louganis attempts a comeback but fails to score on the entry, says diving judge Larry Craig.

  33. rodney dill says:

    Triple Lindy – Fail

  34. rodney dill says:

    Friends don’t let friends dive drunk!

  35. dr. evil says:

    I have been this drunk!

  36. dr. evil says:

    Positioning for greatest Blumpkin EVER!!!!!

  37. andycanuck says:

    She’s pluking.

  38. DocRambo says:

    After pulling her head out of her ass, Obama’s number one fan rinses her face.

  39. Uncle Ray says:

    10.0 – 10.0 – 9.8 – 9.7 – 10.0!

  40. rodney dill says:

    “Oooo… a breath mint”