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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | August 26, 2011

Planking: You’re Doing It Wrong Caption Contest
(Source: Break)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 29th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Rodney Dill
Sonic Frog
Wizbang

Topics: Caption Contest | 42 Comments »

42 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. Sully Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    She’s shitfaced.

  2. Marvin Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    “Lucy, You got some explaining to do!”

  3. tom Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    I found Obama’s approval rating!!

  4. Cowboy Blob Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Planking FAIL.

  5. Cowboy Blob Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Doh! I missed your title! How about:

    Failing to draw into a Straight Flush.

  6. Picky Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Julie confused “Planking” with “Plunking.”

  7. Picky Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    The Ministry of Magic MUST exist! I will prove it!

  8. Picky Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    Having eaten a Philly cheesesteak with SWISS cheese instead of Cheez Whiz, the unfortunate victim prepared for the worst.

  9. JCM Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Should have listened to Wyatt! I put swiss on my Cheesesteak!

  10. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Been there.

    Done that.

  11. Veeshir Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Supergirl flies while drunk and crashes through a bathroom wall.
    Film at eleven.

  12. richard mcenroe Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Finding a toilet bowl mounted on the wall is always worth a second look.

    Dunno why Wyatt put the pic up sidwways…

  13. richard mcenroe Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Even 3-D and IMAX can’t make some experiences worth the ticket…

  14. richard mcenroe Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Alec Baldwin only thought he was upset when his previous movie went straight to video…

  15. richard mcenroe Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    The victim was watching Keith Olbermann on Al Gore’s cable channel when there was a horrible sucking sound and…

  16. Sally Anne Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Jackie was always such a butthead.

  17. JT Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    A dedicated plumber is indeed a rare find.

  18. John D Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Yet another hapless victim of the infamous triple-dog dare.

  19. Chris C Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Sarah Silverman’s new reality show: Planking Unplugged.

  20. proof Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    Try as she might, Edith couldn’t see the dog’s fascination with drinking from the toilet.

  21. proof Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Recent cutbacks at the U.S. Olympic High Dive training camp were starting to take their toll.

  22. richard mcenroe Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    “Daaaaaaaavid Letterman!”

  23. Jon Brooks Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:24 am

    How do you think they came up with..”In space no-one can hear you scream!”

  24. Jon Brooks Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:26 am

    Ethel practices position No. 13 in the…DrinkASutra.

  25. Mark Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:44 am

    My favorite ex-wife.

  26. Mark Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:50 am

    #2

  27. Fenway_Nation Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 5:16 am

    Symptoms may include stiffness, nausea and vomiting. If symptoms persist for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention.

    Talk to your doctor to see if Plankitol is right for you

  28. joated Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 8:20 am

    The Kick-a-poo Joy Juice claims another victim.

    (Gotta remember Al Capp for that one.)

  29. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    The main complaint was that initiation into the order of “Worshipping The Porcelain Idol” was a bit stiff.

  30. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Failing to draw into a Straight Flush.

    Excellent!

  31. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Plunger? I don’t even know her.

  32. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    I don’t remember eatin’ dat.

  33. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    The damage caused by the east coast earthquake defies explanation.

  34. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Louganis attempts a comeback but fails to score on the entry, says diving judge Larry Craig.

  35. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    Triple Lindy – Fail

  36. rodney dill Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    Friends don’t let friends dive drunk!

  37. dr. evil Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    I have been this drunk!

  38. dr. evil Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    Positioning for greatest Blumpkin EVER!!!!!

  39. andycanuck Says:
    August 28th, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    She’s pluking.

  40. DocRambo Says:
    August 28th, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    After pulling her head out of her ass, Obama’s number one fan rinses her face.

  41. Uncle Ray Says:
    August 29th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    10.0 – 10.0 – 9.8 – 9.7 – 10.0!

  42. rodney dill Says:
    August 29th, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    “Oooo… a breath mint”