Archive for July, 2011
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Tuesday, July 12th, 2011ABOVE-THE-POST-UPDATE: Looks like Mia may bail. Good call by RAPH. Why? Because she accepted a Marine’s invitation to the Corps Ball. Mila Kunis has a hot date! An enterprising U.S. Marine made a YouTube video asking the actress to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in November — and, with some nudging from her [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, July 11th, 2011The Burniest Place On Earth Caption Contest is now over. And I have to say, many of you people are some really sick bastards. Good show! Let’s see how everyone did. Top Five Entries: 5. ATF agents caught in act of destroying evidence of gun smuggling operation. – Deadcenter 4. The cartoon terrorist cell looked [...]
Goin’ Dutch
Monday, July 11th, 2011Yesterday we took the kids to Dutch Wonderland in Lancaster, PA. It’s a family amusement park that caters to younger children. I’ve never been there, but the missus has, and it came highly recommended. What better way to spend a day off? The park is about a 90-minute drive away, so we left early to [...]
Obama: New Taxes Or No Debt Deal
Monday, July 11th, 2011Barack Obama and the Democrats are still trying to negotiate with Republicans on a debt-ceiling deal. The president has a self-imposed deadline of August 2nd, and Obama has now thrown down the gauntlet. There will be no deal unless the Dems can utilize their go-to move: tax increases. Unfortunately, the president’s proposed increases will hit [...]
Austria Revokes Hitler’s Honorary Citizenship
Monday, July 11th, 2011And it only took them 78 years! The Austrian town of Braunau, Adolf Hitler’s birthplace, has revoked the Nazi dictator’s honorary citizenship. The town council voted unanimously late Thursday to strip Hitler of any honors he may have received and which did not expire automatically when he died by his own hand. “Although no archival [...]
No-Talent Rapper Sees Racism In Everything
Sunday, July 10th, 2011Speaking of racism, if you’ve ever been “planking,” you are also a racissssst! It’s the latest craze taking over the Internet – lying face down in bizarre places, stiff as wood – but rapper Xzibit is leading a new charge AGAINST “planking,” claiming the practice has RACIST roots. The rapper adds, “Don’t get it twisted. [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Sunday, July 10th, 2011I must be slipping, because this is the first decent piece of hate mail I’ve received in ten months. This punctuational abortion comes to us from “anvil hands,” the e.e. cummings of the internet. Anvil took issue with this post, which noted the bad batch of heroin currently flowing through Camden, New Jersey. As you [...]
Colorado DHS Goes Full Retard
Sunday, July 10th, 2011Because if it doesn’t have dolls of at least three different races, your day care center is racissssst! New rules proposed by the Colorado Department of Human Services include a requirement that all day-care centers in the state make available dolls representing three different races. The 98-page document, obtained by 7News, features a slew of [...]
Derek Jeter Earns His 3,000th Hit
Sunday, July 10th, 2011Full disclosure: I’m Philly-born and bred, but I love the Yankees. I especially love Derek Jeter, who, with Cal Ripken, Jr., are my baseball heroes, and I have been privileged to see them both play in their home stadiums. Jeter, like Ripken, is an extremely talented player who has always carried himself with class. It’s [...]
Holly Madison: Role Model
Saturday, July 9th, 2011The Playboy Playmate apparently loves junk food. And it shows in this bikini pic. She may have acted upon the advice of producers of her hit Vegas show Peepshow by slimming down in recent months, but it doesn’t mean Holly Madison has completely giving up on junk food. As the 32-year-old stripped off to flaunt [...]
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