Archive for July, 2011
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Thursday, July 14th, 2011Race-baiting a-holes like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson hardest hit. Rialto resident Rodney King was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Tuesday afternoon. Moreno Valley police officers pulled King over about 2:45 p.m. near Frederick Street and Brabham Drive after witnessing multiple vehicle code violations, officials said. King was arrested following a field [...]
D.C. Mayor Wants Firefighters To Police Streets
Thursday, July 14th, 2011Washington, D.C., like most Democrat-run cities, is failing. Their economy is in the toilet, their infrastructure is falling apart, and their schools are glorified day care centers. Crime is rampant, and homicides are commonplace. Not to worry, though; the mayor has a solution. Both D.C. firefighters and police officers are upset over a new program [...]
Emma Stone Has A Crush On Christina
Thursday, July 14th, 2011Pfft, who doesn’t? The line forms behind me, Emma! Emma Stone has admitted to having a crush on Mad Men star Christina Hendricks. The Easy A actress has said that she loves “everything” about Hendricks, who is best known for playing office manager Joan Harris on the AMC series. “Christina Hendricks,” Stone told The Advocate, [...]
I Have A New Love
Thursday, July 14th, 2011And no, it’s not professional shooter Jessie Abbate – although she’s hot enough to deserve my attention. I do, however, have a crush on my newly-issued city Glock 22. I spent yesterday at the PPD Pistol Range for my annual re-qualification. At the start of the day, the instructor asked if anyone wanted to update [...]
U.S. Women Reach World Cup Final
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011And they beat a very talented French team to get there. The United States is in the World Cup final for the first time since it last won the title in 1999, and once again Abby Wambach came up big for these Americans, scoring in a 3-1 victory over France on Wednesday. Wambach broke a [...]
Actress Allegedly Had Giggle Fit After Crash
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011Meet Amy Locane. She’s an actress – albeit not a very talented one – who landed a role on “Melrose Place.” Like her former co-star Heather Locklear, Amy likes to drink. A lot. So much so that she’s currently on trial for killing a New Jersey woman while driving drunk. As if that’s not bad [...]
Sex Dolls Uber Alles
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011Speaking of Hitler, the dictator had an ingenious way of fighting STDs. Adolf Hitler ordered the Nazis to develop sex dolls to send to his troops being ravaged by disease after sleeping with French women, it’s been revealed. The synthetic ‘comforters’ were made from silicone and designed to stop soldiers being laid low with syphilis. [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011I give the Brits a hard time because I feel like they completely transformed from being a world leader in all things important to a nebbish of a country paralyzed by political correctness. So it’s nice to harken back to the glory days of Ol’ Britannia. July 13, 1955 – Last Woman Hanged For Murder [...]
Hockey’s Back!
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011Well, for the kids, that is. Kyle and Erik will be playing another season in the Bustleton Bengals street hockey league. It has been something they have both been talking about for a while. The first games begin tonight, with Erik playing the early game and Kyle playing the later one. Kyle was hoping he [...]
British Police Visit Pre-Teen For Facebook Page
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011Can someone please tell me what happened to England? It was a country that once ruled the world, and now it’s the punchline to a joke. Political correctness has run amok there. Police officers are visiting 11-year olds about their Facebook pages, but sit idly by while Muslims take over their country. An 11-year-old prefect [...]
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