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Monday, July 18th, 2011This woman is more evil than even I am. I think I love her. A Kansas woman ticketed for tossing her empty tea bottles in the same yard nearly every day for two years insists there was no malice involved. Carole Green, of rural Bonner Springs, entered a guilty plea Friday to four counts of [...]
Japan Wins The Women’s World Cup
Sunday, July 17th, 2011Dammit, dammit, dammit! Japan has won the Women’s World Cup, stunning the United States 3-1 in a penalty shootout Sunday night after coming from behind twice in a 2-2 tie. Shannon Boxx, Carli Lloyd and Tobin Heath all missed penalties for the Americans, who squandered dozens of chances throughout the game and blew a lead [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Arrested In A.C.
Sunday, July 17th, 2011Atlantic City, New Jersey is the Philadelphia area’s go-to place for adult entertainment. Between the gambling, the concerts, and the boxing matches, there is something for everyone. Of course, if your idea of fun is assaulting a police officer and inciting a riot, I guess you can do that there, too. Six men have been [...]
Britney’s Niece Wants To Be Just Like Her
Sunday, July 17th, 2011May God have mercy on our souls. Despite her travails of recent years, Britney Spears is a good southern girl from a good southern family. The 29-year-old has proven that by having her entourage for the mammoth 33-date Femme Fatale tour consist mostly of blood relatives. Tonight was a special night for the Louisiana girl, [...]
Wildwood, NJ Is Now Pasty-Friendly!
Saturday, July 16th, 2011Someone is promoting their white, sandy beaches. Wildwood bills itself as a family friendly resort on the Jersey Shore, but suddenly, it’s a city dealing with an incident of racism. Yeah, and I bill myself as a talented blogger, but that’s bulls**t, too. Wildwood hasn’t been “family-friendly” since I was a kid. Since those halcyon [...]
Yukari Mihamae Is My New Hero
Saturday, July 16th, 2011Who is Yukari Mihamae? She is a woman who is so frustrated with the TSAs obsessive groping of airline passengers that she decided to make a statement. In short, she is just like you and me. And apparently, Yukari is a proponent of “An eye for an eye.” A Colorado woman is accused of putting [...]
Saturday Morning Video Fun
Saturday, July 16th, 2011So, the girl was painting outside yesterday. Natch, she got pain everywhere except the paper. When we mentioned it, the two-year old brought out the 17-year old attitude. To wit: Oh yeah, I’m doomed. The next one is a favorite at the Earp Ranch. Be forewarned, though; once you watch it, you cannot unwatch it [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, July 15th, 2011The Dark Side? There’s An App For That Caption Contest (Source: The Brigade) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 18th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Rodney Dill The Jawa Report V The K Wizbang
Study: Men, Not Women, Prefer Cuddling
Friday, July 15th, 2011Come one guys, what the hell is wrong with you people? Contrary to conventional wisdom, cuddling and caressing are more important to men than women in a long-term relationship, according to a new international study. Researchers, who studied responses from adults in the United States, Brazil, Germany, Japan and Spain, also discovered that men were [...]
Olivia Wilde: Being Rich And Famous Is Hard
Friday, July 15th, 2011You peons just don’t know what it’s like! Especially when it comes to dating!! She has been linked to some of Hollywood’s hottest men but Olivia Wilde says dating is like entering a “shark pool.” Wilde – who is divorcing her husband Tao Ruspoli – says: “I’m trying to be adult, entering the shark pool [...]
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