Archive for July, 2011
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Wednesday, July 20th, 2011Well, apparently they can’t get you out of a DUI charge. This guy is chock full of teh stupid. He was stopped for driving while intoxicated. He had an open bottle of Captain Morgan Rum – my favorite – in the car. Then he did the unthinkable; he offered a bribe to the responding officer. [...]
I Love Congressman Allen West
Wednesday, July 20th, 2011The former Army Lt. Colonel and current Congressman responded to an attack on the House floor by Democrat harpy Debbie Wasserman-Schultz yesterday, and he did so in stellar fashion. Word of advice, Debbie: you’re better off attacking some mealy-mouthed puss-aah instead of a highly decorated Army veteran. From: Z112 West, Allen Sent: Tuesday, July 19, [...]
Stephanie Seymour Battles With Son
Wednesday, July 20th, 2011Stephanie Seymour is my all-time favorite supermodel. So, it pained me to learn that her family life is something out of Married With Children. Stephanie Seymour has now been rowing with another family member – her oldest son, Peter Brand Jnr. The 42-year-old apparently called the police after getting into a heated argument with the [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, July 20th, 2011So, have you ever heard of General “Mad” Anthony Wayne? He was a hero of the Revolutionary War, and has a lot of local ties. Wayne was the guy – the one man you wanted when you wanted the impossible possible. In short, he was his very own “A-Team.” Of course, even the A-Team didn’t [...]
Dumbasses Lock Themselves In Police Van
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011White, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Two wasted South Jersey guys who broke into a Radnor constable’s van to take photos of themselves pretending to get arrested really did get arrested when they accidentally locked themselves inside and smoked cigarettes and spat saliva to pass the time, police said. [...]
Philly Cracks Down On Texting Walkers
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Because, you know, it’s much more important to stop people who use their cell phones while walking and cycling than it is to stop the thugs in this town. On a completely unrelated note, Philly’s current homicide count is 178. The program, dubbed “Give Respect, Get Respect,” was launched at the beginning of May, aimed [...]
Your Christina Hendricks Moment Of Zen
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Apparently, her friends know her by scent. She probably smells like an angel. Christina Hendricks’ friends always know when she’s around because they smell her perfume. The ‘Mad Men’ actress explained she doesn’t wear a lot of scent, but her close pals still smell her before they see her because of her distinctive perfume Premier [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, July 18th, 2011The Dark Side? There’s An App For That Caption Contest has finally concluded. As with any Star Wars caption, there were some top-shelf entries. I guess that’s because most of you guys are Star Wars geeks like myself. Let’s see how we did: Top Five Entries: 5. “That’s not an Ewok–it’s some human dude with [...]
“I’ll Have What She’s Having”
Monday, July 18th, 2011A sex instructor claims women can learn to have a four-month orgasm. Seriously. [S]ex instructor Nicole Daedone clearly has something more artisanal in mind than the creaking coitus of your average married couple. She is teaching, as the book’s subtitle has it, The Art And Craft Of The Female Orgasm, which, she claims, with the [...]
Another Ridiculous Liberal Meme
Monday, July 18th, 2011Of all the b.s. memes liberals throw out there, this is by far the one that angers me the most: “Demanding photo ID from voters will certainly disenfranchise (insert race, sex, or creed here).” It’s crap, and they know it. Thankfully, the measure just passed the PA House and is on its way to the [...]
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