Archive for June, 2011
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011June 22, 1941 – Operation Barbarossa Launched On June 22, 1941, three German army groups struck Russia hard by surprise. The Russian army was larger than German intelligence had anticipated, but they were demobilized. Stalin had shrugged off warnings from his own advisers, even Winston Churchill himself, that a German attack was imminent. By the [...]
Joe Paterno Commits An NCAA Violation
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011Full disclosure: I despise Penn State football coach Joe Paterno. The man hasn’t actually coached the team for years, and should have retired decades ago. He hangs on because he is a self-absorbed tool trying to cement his legacy as one of college football’s greatest coaches. Sadly, Joe Pa is a member of the Brett [...]
Chubby Minnesota Woman Arrested
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011The charge? Hiding a stolen mink in her underwear. Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously. They searched Moreland for weapons and booked her into jail for the [...]
Overnight Thread
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011When you spend a lot of time in law enforcement, you start to see the bad in everyone. It’s no surprise, since we surround ourselves with criminals all day. Then, just when you think you’ve seen it all, someone comes along and makes you wonder if it would be better if the human race just [...]
Researcher Creates Food From Human Feces
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011For once, you can say, “This food tastes like crap” and not offend anyone. Japanese researcher Mitsuyuki Ikeda has come up with perhaps the greenest alternative to the livestock industry yet: he’s engineered fake meat from human feces. Ikeda’s artificial meat is made from extracting lipids and protein from “sewage mud,” combining these lipids with [...]
Why Megan Fox Was Fired From Transformers
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011The short version is that she’s a bitch. (But I assume most of you already knew that.) The longer version is that she compared director Michael Bay to Adolf Hitler, which seems to be the go-to accusation for liberals now. Last year, when news broke that Megan Fox would no longer appear in the “Transformers” [...]
Man Attacked By Booty Call Ninjas
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Guys, sometimes late-night sex just isn’t worth it. According to the Herald News, the man said he’d been jumped around 1:15 a.m. after telling a former flame to come by his house to hook up. Katherine M. Casarez allegedly notified the man via text message that she was in the alley. She had him leave [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, June 20th, 2011The Winnie and Pooh Caption Contest has now concluded. Once again, there were a lot of great comments, which is a true testament to your creativity. Good job, kids! Now, let’s take a look and see how we did. Top Five Entries: 5. Pooh: Daddy- what’s in the fridge? Father: Sloppy seconds. Now go to [...]
Self-Titled “Pr0n Director” Arrested
Monday, June 20th, 2011Someone needs to tell this idiot most casting couches are located in Los Angeles, and they don’t involve teenage girls. Well, unless it’s a Polanski film. A Tempe man is in custody for allegedly luring at least three teenage girls to his home and encouraging them to engage in sexually explicit acts while being photographed. [...]
Multi-Tasking: You’re Doing It Wrong
Monday, June 20th, 2011Everyone knows that you’re supposed to pay attention while you’re driving. If not, you open yourself up to a multitude of hazards, not the least of which is a severe crash. Now some people have a problem with texting while driving – ahem – but I’m a piker compared to some folks. Move over Charlie [...]
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