Archive for June, 2011
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Saturday, June 25th, 2011Dear teachers of New Jersey, I appreciate the work you do in molding young skulls full of mush. My wife was a teacher, so I know what your job entails. Many of you – but not all – work very hard and care very much about your students. But to be honest; the recent attacks [...]
Wimbledon Fans Ridicule Player’s Grunting
Saturday, June 25th, 2011Victoria Azarenka is a very vocal player, and the Brits think it’s a riot. The 21-year-old Belarusian fourth seed arrived with a reputation as one of the worst “grunters” on the circuit and she enhanced it with another infuriatingly deafening display in beating Hantuchova 6-3 3-6 6-2. As soon as Azarenka began to release her [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 24th, 2011Me So Rioty Caption Contest (Source: Delicious Juice via Lou) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 27th. Good luck! Original Caption: This fine young gentleman is Jason Li of Richmond BC. There are numerous claims that he was actually a [...]
This Week On Fish Hooks . .
Friday, June 24th, 2011There are a lot of stupid people in this world. Some of them are stupid by nature, and some of them learn stupid over a period of time. Charles Akin Rempe goes above and beyond the stupid. He’s not a person you want carrying a gun. It sounds like a painful and tricky combination – [...]
“Bachelorette” Strikes Back
Friday, June 24th, 2011Apparently, some of her TV contestants thought she was an ugly duckling. Either they’re blind or Life & Style Magazine has a terrific photoshop tech. She was cruelly branded ‘flat chested’ and an ‘ugly duckling’ by her supposed suitors, but Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert is fighting back. The 26-year-old dental school graduate insists she’s a [...]
Jews Not Welcome On Delta Airlines?
Friday, June 24th, 2011Delta Airlines has partnered with Saudi Arabian Airlines. As a result, Delta will now respect SA Airlines’ more despicable policies. Policies such as the one that precludes Jewish people from entering the Kingdom. I don’t fly often, but when I do, you can be damned sure I won’t be flying Delta. So, Jews can’t fly [...]
Boulder, CO Is Going Down The Toilet
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011Its criminals? Most of them are walk around with sh*t-eating grins. Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School. “A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was [...]
House To Vote On Libya Funding
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011The vote will be to cut off funding for the operation, and it should take place by the end of the week. Apparently, Congress didn’t take too kindly to the president’s refusal to request consent for the action. I can’t say that I blame them. Of course, the budgetary issues are an even bigger concern. [...]
Florida Woman Orders “Sex On The Beach”
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011Meet Erica Huerta. She is a very outgoing person. A young couple were arrested after allegedly having sex on the beach in Treasure Island, Florida, in front of 50 people – including children. Erica Huerta, 21, and Steven Douglas, 22, were each charged with one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition after reportedly spending half-an-hour [...]
Overnight Thread
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011During the 2008 election, Candidate Obama promised to repair our relations with the world. He embarked on a multi-national tour, begging forgiveness for the heinous sins of the eeeeevil Bush administration. And the world responded positively. My, what a difference two years make. First the good news: U.S. President Barack Obama is more than twice [...]
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