Breastaurants Are Heaving Into The Market
By Wyatt Earp | June 9, 2011
And new franchises are busting out all over the country.
The so-called ‘breastaurants’ – restaurants that feature scantily-clad women as waitresses – are poised to become one of the fastest-growing restaurant categories.
According to Entrepreneur magazine, although it is hard to tell exactly how much these restaurants gross since they are categorized under general casual dining, Hooters sales now net about $1billion annually. And they are still growing.
At the Tilted Kilt Pub and Eatery, Hooters-meets-Scotland is the restaurant’s theme.Tthe waitresses wear tight white midriff-baring shirts with short kilts. (H/T – Maetenloch)
I’ll be right back. I have to search for a local Tilted Kilt . . .
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June 9th, 2011 at 7:47 am
Nothing destroys the atmosphere created by a scantily kilted waitress more, then her whipping out the ole bagpipe and belting out the Braveheart theme. They have blood sausage?
June 9th, 2011 at 7:51 am
Does the womens supervisor gather her lasses and extoll them: You bled with Wallace, now bleed with me!
Oh I am going to hell alright.
June 9th, 2011 at 7:55 am
why do scots wear kilts
(two versions english and scotish)
Scotish: Because my wife can hear a zipper a mile away
English: Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
June 9th, 2011 at 7:59 am
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.”
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, “Well, the mystery is solved! Let’s thank him for sharing!”
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman’s endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, “I don’t know where y’been laddie… but it’s nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!”
June 9th, 2011 at 8:33 am
Q: What’s worn under the kilt?
A: Nothing’s worn under the kilt, everything’s in perfect working condition!!
June 9th, 2011 at 9:06 am
Do strip club buffets count in this category? Or perhaps a better question, is there actually edible food at a strip club buffet?
June 9th, 2011 at 9:12 am
When the NRA Convention was here in Pittsburgh, I had the misfortune of having to be in NJ, so I missed out on some of the fun. However, there was a group of bloggers who were attending the convention who dined at the local tilted kilt. The reviews they gave were about what you’d expect: ‘Not great food, nice scenery, but horrible service. They clearly aren’t trained as waitresses.’ Let your imagination help you determine what they ARE trained to be.
June 9th, 2011 at 9:16 am
A place to eat for the piper!
June 9th, 2011 at 11:15 am
We have a “breastaurant” up where I live, just off the Willow Grove exit of the PA Turnpike. It’s called “The Brick House” — and when you see how the waitresses are built, you’ll understand why. It’s a chain breastaurant similar to Hooters, except with a much better beer selection, extremely loud music, and waitress costumes that lean more toward hot biker chick than hot cheerleader. When it first opened, and I thought it was just a similar place to the Bennigans it replaced, I took my wife and two small kids there for dinner — man, did my kids get an education that night! My son is now 14 and keeps asking when we’re going back….anyway, if you can’t find a Tilted Kilt around, try the Brick House.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:22 am
Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.
Things that make you go Hmmmmmmnnnn
Why was the first thing the Scotts thought of cloning was sheep?
June 9th, 2011 at 11:40 am
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A chair for kilt users… kinky furniture!!!!
June 9th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Jon – Please keep your “bagpipe” under your kilt.
Dustyvet – Sheep. Well done.
Roger – Thank you, Groundskeeper Willie.
Joe – I would stay away from the cod.
Boyd – Pants-tightening technicians?
Piper – Enjoy! Tell ‘em Wyatt sent ya!
Jim – Looks like I’m headed out to Easton Road.
ThomasF – Where else will you get this hard-hitting journalism?
Dustyvet – Oh, that’s awesome!
June 9th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Just go there to drink, we had one by our office and after poising all the males in the area, it wen’t out of business.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Q: How do Scotsmen practise safe sex? (Note: Oxford English spelling of “practice.”)
A: They paint a red “X” on the sheep that kick.
June 9th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Wasn’t it a Tilted Kilt that the Wisconsin Fleebaggers were hiding in?
June 9th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
We have a Hooters and a Tilted Kilt out here in Long Beach. I’m planning to do a comparison tour when I hit 250K visitors
June 9th, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Well, the Kilt girls were defiantly trashier if you are into that sort of thing, and I am
Just stay with the drinks and you should be fine – NO FOOD! LOL
June 10th, 2011 at 5:43 am
Q: Where do large breasted girls go to work?
A: Hooters.
Q: Where do one legged girls go to work?
A: I-HOP.
June 10th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Robert B. – What do yu call a woman with one leg 3 inches shorter than the other leg?
Eileen.
June 12th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
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