Archive for May, 2011
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Monday, May 16th, 2011Wanna know why you’re a fat bastard with no friends – like me? Blame your car. Obesity is a complicated disease. It can be caused by your mom’s pregnancy diet, genetics, your KFC Double Down habit, or some combination of all three. But why has the problem reached such epidemic proportions in the U.S.? Researchers [...]
204 New ObamaCare Waivers Approved
Monday, May 16th, 2011By now, most Americans realize that the debacle that is ObamaCare is a seriously flawed piece of legislation. Some of us realized it when they passed it in the dead of night during Christmas break. The sad part is that the Democrats know it, too – and they knew it from the start. Why do [...]
Tickle Me Ana
Monday, May 16th, 2011Unlike Tickle Me Elmo, you don’t want to touch this woman anywhere. Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after [...]
Overnight Thread
Monday, May 16th, 2011Remember when beauty pageant contestants were clean-cut, upstanding gals who had nary a blemish on their face – or permanent record? Yeah, those days are gone forever. Meet Shaletta Porterfield, she is the Wisconsin rep for this year’s Miss USA Pageant – and she’s been a bad girl. A top contender for next month’s Miss [...]
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Sunday, May 15th, 2011After a short hiatus, Monkey and Bird is back online and pumping sweet radioactive fuel. The comic, written and illustrated by two of my favorite commenters – it’s okay, I just tell them that because we all know YOU are my favorite commenter – recently won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the [...]
Disney Hits Rock Bottom, Digs
Sunday, May 15th, 2011As the father of four kids, I have a healthy respect for the Walt Disney Company. They have entertained my brood for longer than I can remember. Yes, they have recently jumped on the moonbat bandwagon, and started screeching about glo-bull warming. And yes, they are running health conscious commercials with Mooch-elle Obama, but the [...]
Colts Cheerleader Fired For Playboy Pics
Sunday, May 15th, 2011Former Colts cheerleader Malori Wampler is now suing the team, because she claims she was fired because of her race. Yeah, good luck with that. Malori Wampler, a former cheerleader for the Indianapolis Colts, is suing for discrimination after the team fired her for being photographed for Playboy. The 27-year-old told the Indianapolis Star she [...]
Overnight Thread
Sunday, May 15th, 2011I apologize in advance for posting this photo of the American flag. Apparently, it is offensive to people, especially to Americans. What, you don’t find it offensive? Then you must not be a student or a teacher at the Butterfield Elementary School. Naturally, this nonsense happened in Massachusetts. The family of Frankie Girard is claiming [...]
The Bunnies Are Coming
Saturday, May 14th, 2011And they’re bringing Amber Heard with them. NBC has picked up the potentially controversial project The Playboy Club to series. The drama is set in 1963 and centers on the opening of the first Playboy Club in Chicago. The pilot from Chad Hodge raised eyebrows when the cast, which includes Amber Heard, David Krumholtz and [...]
What Happens At Chuck E. Cheese…
Saturday, May 14th, 2011A week or two before school started, I took my two oldest sons to Chuck E. Cheese. I figured it was a good time because the public school kids were already in school. We played games and ate pizza; all in all it was a good time. Little did I know I was walking my [...]
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