Archive for May, 2011
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Thursday, May 19th, 2011Most of you know that I am extremely anti-litigious. I think the amount of b.s. lawsuits filed out there greatly outnumber the legitimate ones. That being said, I think the teachers in this story have every right to file a lawsuit against the city. And I hope they win big. Four white Philadelphia teachers filed [...]
Crack Whores Are Getting Healthy Now
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011Drug addicts never cease to amaze me. Not only do they thing they are smarter than the average human being, but they get really desperate when they need a fix. With desperation comes bargaining. With bargaining comes teh funneh. Take this knucklehead from Utah, for instance. She was so desperate for some coke that she [...]
King Barry Throws Another Tantrum
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011President Obama was never one to take criticism well. He usually responds like a petulant child; giving political opponents a subtle middle finger, making a few snide remarks, and denying members of the media access to “the king.” For someone whose political ads claimed he “just has a way of bringing people together,” he sure [...]
Jenna Fischer Expecting First Child
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011Yes, I’ll take any excuse to post a photo of Jenna Fischer. Wanna fight about it? Jenna Fischer’s publicist has confirmed the U.S. actress is pregnant with her first child. Fischer, who is one of the stars of the TV sitcom “The Office,” has been married to screenwriter Lee Kirk for nearly a year. UsMagazine.com [...]
Overnight Thread
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011Loyal readers know that I despise Facebook. I equally despise Facebook abusers. Sadly, more and more of them are popping up every day. Hopefully, none of them are as bad as this couple: An Israeli couple likes Facebook so much that they named their newborn daughter “Like.” You know as in the like icon on [...]
Public Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong
Tuesday, May 17th, 2011Let me go on the record by saying I despise public wedding proposals. First of all, proposing in front of a large public crowd – especially at a sporting event – is a douchey thing to do. Second, it puts the woman on the spot, as she almost always has to accept. Heh, almost always. [...]
New Bulbs Save Energy, Waste Money
Tuesday, May 17th, 2011In 2007, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid passed a bill eliminating conventional light bulbs in favor of alleged energy-efficient replacements. The result was the uptick in sales of the “curly q” bulbs, which are energy-efficient, but dangerous. Don’t break one. They contain mercury, and there’s a multi-step process needed for a safe cleanup. The bulbs [...]
Law & Order Actress Is A Mariska Taker
Tuesday, May 17th, 2011Cutting back your hours is one thing. Letting some no-talent – albeit hot – actress take your place in an established crime drama? Not the smartest move. Jennifer Love Hewitt is being eyed as the new female lead on Law & Order: SVU as Mariska Hargitay has signed a deal to return for the 13th [...]
Overnight Thread
Tuesday, May 17th, 2011Tonight’s thread is chock full of true detective stories, because it’s been a banner day for them. I wasn’t entirely sure that the city was pumping carbon monoxide into the patrol cars, but after today, I think the signs point to yes. What else could explain this rash of teh stupid? We start off with [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, May 16th, 2011The Absolutely Faaaaabulous Caption Contest has now concluded. As always, there were a lot of good entries. And how could there not, with this flaming photo? Let’s see how we did. Top Five Entries: 5. “Look! There’s plenty of room in here!” – GroovyVic 4. Thank God there isn’t a bottom half of this picture. [...]
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