Archive for May, 2011
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Saturday, May 21st, 2011I’ll have to steer clear of the Beehive State. I don’t want to get pinched. In a major crackdown on prostitution a new law has made it illegal for people to touch themselves in a lewd way. Two escort services in Utah have filed a lawsuit to try to stop the solicitation law, claiming strippers [...]
Are We Still Here?
Saturday, May 21st, 2011Because, you know, I heard the world was going to end today. Well, either today or December 21st . . . or 2012. The date fluctuates whether you’re talking about the “Rapture” or the Mayan Apocalypse. Either way, I’m prepared. I ignored all of my bills – they can’t collect if the world ends – [...]
Overnight Thread
Saturday, May 21st, 2011We start off with some sad news. Really. I was a big fan. Former WWF superstar Randy “Macho Man” Savage died today after being involved in an auto accident. According to the police, alcohol and/or drugs did not play a factor. I grew up watching Savage perform, and he was nothing if not entertaining. He [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, May 20th, 2011She’s Better Than Jayson Werth Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 23rd. Good luck! Original Caption: While holding her 8-month old son, Jerry, Tiffany Goodwin, of Fredericksburg, Va., catches a foul ball in front of her [...]
We’re Not Zombies, And We’re Here To Help
Friday, May 20th, 2011End of the world got you down? No worries, the gubmint has your back. “There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example,” said an official blog post by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan on the Centers for Disease Control website. “You may laugh now, [...]
Jason Statham, Caring Boyfriend
Friday, May 20th, 2011Jason’s worried about girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s stunts because he is a loving partner . . . or because girls get less hot when they become paraplegics. Jason Statham bought girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley special stunt pads as he was so worried about get getting hurt while shooting her new movie. The model-and-actress plays Carly in Transformers: [...]
Overnight Thread
Friday, May 20th, 2011Longtime readers know that I was diagnosed with basal cell skin cancer in October, 2009. Since then, thankfully, I’ve been cancer-free. Today I had my six-month checkup with the dermatologist, and while the cancer scan was negative, the doc gave me this little info nugget: “You have an enlarged oil gland on your right cheek. [...]
Jersey Shore Whore Almost Swims With Fishes
Thursday, May 19th, 2011Dammit! We were almost free from these despicable people once and for all! They’ve barely been in Italy for a week. But wherever the Jersey Shore crew goes, trouble is bound to follow. Today was case in point as Deena Cortese decided to climb over a giant bridge in Florence – and almost fell in [...]
America: No Friend Of Israel
Thursday, May 19th, 2011It pains me to write that headline, but it is the absolute truth. The United States of America is virtually leaving Israel – surrounded by enemies who want to destroy their very existence – to fend for themselves. Israel, I’m sorry that our previous president was such a squish when it came to your security [...]
Attention Ladies, Swimgerie Has Arrived!
Thursday, May 19th, 2011Ladies, have you ever gotten “the urge” while swimming or strolling on the beach? If you answered yes, do I have good news for you! Swimgerie has arrived! It’s basically swimwear that can double as lingerie, because apparently no one has ever had sex while wearing a bathing suit. No, you stop, change out of [...]
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