Archive for May, 2011
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Thursday, May 26th, 2011Yeah, let’s all take the Democrats’ advice and embrace big government. The Senate’s top watchdog on government waste, in a new report Thursday, said taxpayer money has gone to fund such programs as Jell-O wrestling at the South Pole, testing shrimp’s exercise ability on a treadmill and a laundry-folding robot, all funded by the National [...]
Happy Birthday, Code Monkey!
Thursday, May 26th, 2011Today is Code Monkey’s birthday! Who is Code Monkey, you ask? Well, she is a long-time commenter on the blog – she read this thing when no one else did – and a part-time contributor here as well. She’s my Gal Friday when the blog gremlins attack, as well as my resource for all things [...]
Actress Estella Warren Arrested
Thursday, May 26th, 2011Apparently, the actress was researching a role where she drinks herself stupid, rams a few parked cars, flees the scene, is arrested, assaults a police officer, and escapes from her holding cell. The film is called “See You Next Thursday.” “Planet of the Apes” actress and former model Estella Warren was arrested after a late-night [...]
Overnight Thread
Thursday, May 26th, 2011This may be a downer of an overnight thread, but I had to ask double duty on the prayer front. The first request is prayers for Mrs. Earp. She had an appointment with my dermatologist last week to have a mark on her forehead examined. The doc scraped off a sample and sent it out [...]
In Spanish, Prison Bars Mean Something Else
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011Think spending time in a Mexican prison is bad? Think again: Mexican police have dismantled a fully-stocked bar – complete with two billiards tables – that had been operating inside a jail. Authorities announced late Tuesday that they had seized some 200 bottles of beer, 12 bottles of tequila and 20 bottles of vodka, as [...]
Kyle Busch: Lead Foot, Pea Brain
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011Most of you know that I’m a huge NASCAR fan. That fandom has spread to my two oldest sons. Erik is a Denny Hamlin fan, as am I. Kyle is a Kyle Busch fan. Me? Not so much. You see, Kyle Busch is kind of an arrogant douche. He’s a very talented driver, but he’s [...]
Candice Swanepoel: Ugly Duckling
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011I like stories like this one because it makes my female readers’ heads explode. “Victoria’s Secret” supermodel Candice Swanepoel earns millions modeling for the lingerie giant, even earning a place on this year’s top ten Forbes list for the highest-paid supermodels. But it wasn’t so long ago that the 22-year-old considered herself far too unattractive [...]
Overnight Thread
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011Yes, that is an Ohio State logo on my blog. No, I am not an Ohio State fan. I’m a Michigan fan, and as such, I really hate the Buckeyes. It’s pretty much the law. Unfortunately, some folks break the law all the time, especially when it comes to birthday presents. I received a birthday [...]
R.I.P. California
Tuesday, May 24th, 2011Hey, you guys had a good run – 160 years is nothing to sneeze at – but your time is at an end. Thanks to five misguided justices on the U.S. Supreme Court, your state is about to become Thunderdome. Stock up on weapons and gas, and pray that you can escape the Lord Humungus. [...]
Zach Galifianakis Is My Hero
Tuesday, May 24th, 2011The Hangover’s Zach Galifianakis is a man who should never have to pay for beer again. Why? Because when needed, Zach slices up beyotches like a frakkin’ hammer. And when that beyotch is January Jones – a woman I despise – the slicing is delicious. Zach recounted the story during an interview with TheShortList.com – [...]
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