Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 8, 2011
George Washington, Zombie Killer Caption Contest
(Source: PictureIsUnrelated)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 11th. Good luck!
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Topics: Caption Contest | 34 Comments »
Some presidents choose to play golf or basketball during times of crisis.
G-Dub preferred a more hands-on approach.
“This is for you, Benedict, and your wife Roseanne!”
Rule #1 – Cardio
Rule #2 – Double-Tap
Rule #3 – parachute Pants!
Poll watchers in Chicago have their hands full keeping the living dead from voting.
“Give me liberty or give me death….again.”
“I cannot tell a lie. I shot that zombie right in the eye.”
“Washington crossing the River Styx” was much more difficult to paint than “Washington crossing the Delaware.”
“What am I doing here, why are all these dead people attacking me, and WHY in the name of Betsy Ross am I wearing clown pants????”
Put ME on the $1 bill will you? I’ve got ONE bullet for each of you!
Not an entry, but DUDE! WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE?!?!?!?! That is AWESOME!!!
Raptor – Try here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
I vote for Bob Hope.
George LOVED the stopping power of that new fangled 1911… And SEVEN shots! That was awesome!!!
GW longed for the good old days when duels were one-on-one, and when you killed your opponent, he STAYED dead.
THIS IS — MOUNT VERNON!!!!!
Tell me I look like Barbara Bush…one…more….time.
Thanks, Wyatt.
Now, for my entry:
Ahem…
“President Washington demonstrates to Congress the REAL reason for the Second Amendment!”
that is freakin awesome!! and some others too, on that deviantart link.
oh and classic too – the betsy ross flag on his shoulder, and “killing zombies for dummies” in his chest pocket.
oh! and the liberty and justice tattoos on his arm. awesome!!
After kicking apart the zombies, George Washington f*cked the shit out of a bear.
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In other news, time-traveling George Washington looked in on Congress to see how they were doing in the year 2011.
Film at 11.
“Dammit, who let all these Democrats in here?”
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Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the zombies death.
British? I don’t need no stinking British!
George returns from the dead to thin out the ranks of Obama voters.
There are old soldiers.
There are bold soldiers.
And then there is George F**ing Washington.
You really don’t want to mess with him.
The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of killing zombies. Consider yourselves pillarized.
“LEEEROY JENKINS!!!!”
Woody Harrelson for President — 2012
The lawn cutting crew revolted when GW offered 1783 wages .
We can rebuild him, we have the technology. The greatest fighting man since the birth of this nation. He will destroy all the undead with his tactical and strategic skills, and his new uniform is awesome.