Taking The Bull By The Horns
By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2011
This bull proudly shows off .
Police in north-central Pennsylvania say they’ve solved the case of the missing bull semen. Authorities in Sweden Township say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn’t have been delivered without someone signing for it.
Who the hell wants to sign for a package of bull semen? Well, besides Lady Gaga?
Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »
April 21st, 2011 at 7:30 am
Who the hell wants to sign for a package of bull semen?
Spoken like someone who never spent a lot of time on a farm…
April 21st, 2011 at 8:43 am
I hear it’s great for use as a facial!!!!! LOL
April 21st, 2011 at 10:02 am
It’s like poker…you’re betting on the come.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:38 am
Rosie O’Donnell?
April 21st, 2011 at 11:30 am
GroovyVic – Hell no! I’m city-folk.
Danny – Eww.
Proof – Isn’t that craps? I know, since I lose a bundle when I play it.
LDIV – Well, she is a fat cow.
April 21st, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Danny don’t be checking out that bull’s package! lol
April 21st, 2011 at 4:44 pm
DL474 – Curiosity killed the Danny!
April 21st, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Wyatt: I believe the term is used in both craps and poker…and perhaps, bull semen?
April 21st, 2011 at 7:33 pm
I worked in a farm supply store and when the illegals ordered Bull J*t we didn’t know if they wanted semon or manure
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:25 am
Is there a goat semen stealing gang in Iran Township?
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:25 am
BTW, what does Barney Frank call 1,770 units of bull semen?
A snack. [Or... A night out.]