Archive for April, 2011
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Saturday, April 16th, 2011Meet Rachel De Boer. The intrepid Belgian has created an uber-brilliant undergarment: the anti-wrinkle bra. Personally, I think this idea is a winner, because really, who wants saggy, wrinkly yabos? Rachel de Boer finally told some friends a secret she’d kept for years: She slept with stuffed socks sewn between the cups of an old [...]
True Detective Stories
Saturday, April 16th, 2011Since I am still pissed about this one, I will forgo the preamble, except to say (again) that these stories are 100% true. I wish they weren’t. Last night I received a call from a patrol supervisor. The sergeant claimed that his officers received a call for a “Person With a Gun” in the district. [...]
Miley Cyrus Flips America The Bird
Saturday, April 16th, 2011Because, you know, America had nothing to do with her success, right? Miley Cyrus just isn’t feeling it from the States these days. [And] right now, she has no plans to tour in her native country either. “I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want [...]
Overnight Thread
Saturday, April 16th, 2011The weekend is finally upon us, and this is good – especially for those of us who get weekends off every three months. I’ll be taxiing the boys to and from soccer and lacrosse games, so all’s right in the world. Here are a few topics for discussion, and feel free to add your own. [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 15th, 2011Adventures In Babysitting Caption Contest (Source: PIU) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 18th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings Wizbang
Philly Teacher Zac Chase: Freeloader
Friday, April 15th, 2011Meet Philadelphia teacher Zac Chase. Like most teachers, he works hard to try and improve his educational gravitas. Recently, he was accepted to a one-year graduate program at Harvard’s School of Education. A program he cannot really afford. Not that any of those minor inconveniences would stop Mr. Chase. He’s entitled to this program, and [...]
Double Your Christina Hendricks Pleasure
Friday, April 15th, 2011Christina Hendricks will be playing twins. Giggity! Christina Hendricks will play identical twins on Body of Proof. According to Daemons TV.com: “Hendricks portrays Karen Archer, the identical twin of a beautiful corpse, Jessica, whose mysterious death keeps Ethan and Curtis guessing. As Ethan’s personal interest in this case deepens, Curtis begins questioning Ethan’s motives.” (H/T [...]
Overnight Thread
Friday, April 15th, 2011I’m not sure if you guys are blind after I posted the link to my photo earlier today, but the good news is that I’m getting much less fat. I started off the year at an unsightly 215 pounds. Although progress has been slow – lousy cold, rainy weather – I am now standing at [...]
Man Found Engulfed In Flames In Pr0n Shop
Thursday, April 14th, 2011Serves him right for using lighter fluid as lube. A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5. The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m. Police officers across the street from the [...]
About That $38 Billion In Budget Cuts
Thursday, April 14th, 2011According to the CBO, it’s all smoke and mirrors. The actual budget cuts won’t come anywhere near the numbers that Congress, the Senate, and Obama promised us. You may not know – or care – what this means, so I’ll put it in its simplest terms: It’s over. Spending will continue to increase, cuts will [...]
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