Archive for April, 2011
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Monday, April 18th, 2011The Adventures In Babysitting Caption Contest is now over. How did we do? Let’s take a gander. Top Five Entries: 5. Enjoy family fun for all, in our scenic rolling hills. Brought to you by the West Virginia Tourist & Visitors Bureau. – 911 4. “When I say my kid wants a juice box, I [...]
DoJ Dropping Charges On Terrorism Cases
Monday, April 18th, 2011Why? Because the Obama administration wants to continue currying favor with Muslims and Muslim organizations. Apparently, locking up members of CAIR would reflect poorly on the president. A number of leaders of Islamic organizations… were about to be indicted on terror finance support charges by the U.S. attorney’s office in Dallas, which had been investigating [...]
Policeman Frees Woman From Python
Monday, April 18th, 2011I thought no one could escape Superstar Billy Graham’s python arms? A Kansas woman faces a charge of harboring a vicious animal after her pet python grabbed onto her neck and would not let go until a police officer intervened. Chrystal Wilson of Lyons, Kan., took the eight-foot-long albino snake from its cage for feeding [...]
Are Terminators Coming?
Monday, April 18th, 2011God, I sure hope so. It’s a real pain in the ass waking up at 5am and hitting houses with arrest warrants. I’d rather have the deed done while I am still warm in my bed. Just sayin’. Of course, the proper Brits are worried that devices like unmanned aircraft will lead to a Terminator [...]
Insurance Fraud: You’re Doing It Wrong
Monday, April 18th, 2011Especially when you’re posting about it on Facebook. Good job, jerkass! A New York City woman who was getting $850 a month in alimony because she was supposedly disabled and unable to work had her payments slashed after her ex-husband spotted online photos of her belly dancing. Brian McGurk went to court after discovering a [...]
Overnight Thread
Monday, April 18th, 2011Does anyone want to help out a blogger with an (old) student loan? Since the boys started playing organized soccer, lacrosse, and hockey, I kept the same deal: a goal or an assist gets them a dollar. For Kyle, who is a goalie, it’s two dollars for a win and five for a shutout. This [...]
Playboy Mansion Bacteria Explained
Sunday, April 17th, 2011Apparently, many of the mansion’s revelers got sick from bacteria in the hot tub. For some reason, they needed medical professionals to confirm that. Los Angeles County health officials say the bacteria that causes Legionnaires’ disease was found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion where scores of people became ill after attending a [...]
Eric Holder Loves Him Some Pr0n
Sunday, April 17th, 2011That has to be the most rational explanation, right? The only other explanation is that Holder’s Department of Justice – a joke, even by Washington D.C. standards – is refusing to prosecute an entire new genre of cases. Someone needs to tell the AG that he cannot pick and choose cases. Of course, if I [...]
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Crazy Hot
Sunday, April 17th, 2011But mostly crazy. Catherine Zeta-Jones checked into a rehab facility earlier this month to seek treatment for Bipolar Disorder, her rep has confirmed. “After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to a mental health facility to treat her Bipolar II Disorder,” her rep added. “She’s feeling [...]
Overnight Thread
Sunday, April 17th, 2011Welcome to another fan-tabulous edition of SYLG After Dark. How sad is it that I am most likely asleep when this publishes? It really sucks getting old, so while I get my Doan’s Pills, here is some sweet, sweet filler. First off, an item that will make Dr. Evil very happy: Nic was arrested in [...]
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