I’m in trouble now…
By | April 22, 2011
Good morning everyone, Mrs. Crankipants here!
Psst, hey you guys – [brings vocals down to a whisper]…[looks left...looks right]
I’m really not supposed to be on here, and when Wyatt finds out he’s going to be livid. (Oh, well it’s not the first time and it certainly won’t be the last!)
Anyhoo, I just wanted to let you all know that today is our favorite gunslinger’s birthday!!! Let me be the first to say, “Happy Birthday Wyatt, have a wonderful day! Enjoy your birthday cake today, since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.”
Topics: All About Wyatt | 50 Comments »
Oh shit you got old… uh, I mean, happy birthday…
Happy birthday!
Hope you have a semi-relaxing one.
Happy Birthday Wyatt! How does it feel sharing a birthday with the anniversary of the first celebration of Earth Day?
See? You were born to be a liberal hippie! You’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
Happy Birthday, Wyatt! aka, Happy Everyone-Spam-Posts-Your-Blog-And-Facebook-Page Day!
Richard – 42. And my back always hurts now.
RT – Thanks.
Kim – It started in 1970, when I was a year old. Apparently, I did so much damage in my first year that they created a faux holiday to fix the mess.
Raptor – Mmm . . .Spam!
Happy Birthday, Wyatt!
May you live a thousand years.
May you drink a thousand beers.
Get plastered, you bas…..d,
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Wyatt. Hope you have a great day. Here’s a little something to get you in the partying mood.
Happy birthday! if this embed code doesn’t work:
http://www.someecards.com/birthday-cards/cry-naked-baby-birth#link
And many, many more……
Howdy Wyatt – I just rambled on over cause the folks at the
old folks homenursing facility, ah, crap….Social Security said that it’s your birthday!!So HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYATT!! And Many, many happy returns of the day!!
Holy Batshit! Happy Birthday Wyatt and many, many more to you, my gunslinging and head-knocking friend.
Have a Happy B’day and a Down to Earth Day.
Oh well, Happy birthday
Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah, happy day and all that. I sent you a present and I expect pictures post haste.
Wyatt: Your real age is probably 52. You have a daughter and when she becomes a teenager every guy in school is probably going to ask her out and you may have to use your service revolver on a couple of them.
Suggest an “Application to Date my Daughter”. First question on it should be “What gives you the right to breathe the same air as my beautiful precious girl?”
Happy Birthday Wyatt..
Happy birthday, Wyatt!
Mrs. C: Just the way we’ve always imagined you!
Happy birthday, Wyatt!
Robert B. – That’s beautiful, man!
John D – That’s good for what ails ya!
Evil Artist – I think I’m up to about 60 or 70 times by now. Thanks.
LDIV – Or a few more. Four kids saps your energy right quick.
Real – Thank you. I just got back from getting fitted for my truss.
Watuschski – Thanks. And thanks to my little sister who took me out to lunch today. Yummay!
Jon – In celebration, I threw a ream of paper onto the highway.
L4H – Thank you. My first order of business is revoking Mrs. C’s posting privileges.
GroovyVic – Yeah, yeah. For those not in the know, Vicki sent me some kickass clothing gifts.
Ferrell – And since she is 2 and Kevin is three, it reminds me that I have to work at least another 20 years. Hooray.
Proof – Her hair is actually shorter, but that’s her!
Lergnom – Thank you, sir!
Happy birthday zipperhead…!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
gosh I almost missed it!
I wish for you – a FLYERS WIN TONITE! (that might also be for me and some others)
Proof: It was a snapshot I had lying around from last month’s PTA meeting!
Congrats on surviving another year… and may there be many more, Wyatt.
Black Orchid — I’m with you on that one.
Never mind ‘earth day’ which is sanctioned by homicidal hippies like Ira Einhorn or tax-dodging, outsourcing corporations like GE…..I had no idea you shared the same birthday as the late, iconic Bettie Page, Wyatt.
Happy
birthdayBettie Page day, Wyatt!*slides over a Guinness* Happy Birthday!!!!
After seeing a photo of Mrs C I realised that for you every day would be like a Birthday.
Have a great official one Wyatt, you lucky dog.
Captain – “This . . . is my bro . . . ”
Orchid – Thank you, and I second that wish!
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, only special occasions.
Bob – Thanks much!
Fenway – Awesome.
Smite – Mmm . . . Nature’s perfect drink.
Jay – Um, so you know, Mrs. Crankipants is not Mrs. Earp. Two different women.
Probably the inspiration for the picture!
Proof – Well, to be honest, Mrs. Earp and Mrs. C. are both a pain in my arse!
“…bravery and determination were requisites, and in every instance proved himself the right man in the right place.” ~ The Tombstone Epitaph
Sounds about right to me. Happy birthday my friend.
HEY! I saw THAT.
Jim – Thank you, sir! For all you do behind the scenes here.
Mrs. Crankipants – NO YOU DIDN’T!
Happy Birthday, Wyatt!
Wyatt:
Happy Birthday, Boss!
42, huh?
bad back, huh?
Just wait ’till you hit MY age (58) and wonder WHICH part of your body even WANTS to roll out of the sack…
(hopefully, your legs are on the short list, otherwise you’re gonna be huggin’ the floor a lot…LOL)
But as long as you can make light of such things, and live another year to tell about ‘em, it’s not that bad…really.
May you enjoy MANY more years.
(have a Guinness on me)
Stay safe out there.
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Happy Birthday!
Here’s to 100 more!
You know what 42 is, right?
Happy Birthday.
42? Heh, brother lemme tell ya that you are on the downside. Sure, it’s easier going but it’s amazing how fast you pick up speed.
Cowboy – Thanks, sir!
Bob G. – Hockey doesn’t help, but yeah, it bothers me in the mornings now.
Lou – I’ll be more than happy with 50 more. I don’t want people hunting me like in Logan’s Run.
Code Monkey – No, enlighten me.
Cactus Mark – I just need three more years on the ice and I can quit with my head held high.
Happy Birthday! My advice is to start drinking heavily!
Danny – Haven’t had a sip of alcohol today. I amazed myself.
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42
Happy Belated Birthday youngster
Happy Birthday, Wyatt!
Happy birthday Wyatt.
I turned the same age this year and my philosophy is don’t let go of my youth and don’t let myself get set in my ways.
A belated Happy Birthday to ya Wyatt!
Holy Guacamole, we share the same birthday. Happy (belated) birthday, Wyatt!
CM – So I’m gonna bee much wiser now? Sweet!
Rick, Wes – Thanks guys!
Chris C – I try to remain as immature as possible. Keeps my young.
Woody – Thanks, Woody!
Akornzombie – Thanks! And to you, too. Shame we have to share it with a hippie holiday, though.
Hope you had a great birthday Copper. Gawd I can’t believe you’re that old already. Time for me to start looking for a custom made walker for you.
EL – Thanks, dear. Weld me something with tail fins. All us old guys like tail fins!
HIPPO BIRDIES TWO EWES Wyatt.