How Many 5-Year Olds Can You Take?
By Wyatt Earp | February 21, 2011
A few commenters mentioned this quiz during the caption contest, so I figured I’d post my results.
Not bad, considering. Thankfully, I have no morals that would prevent me from kicking their little arses. If you want take the quiz, click on the pic above.
(Thanks to Maetenloch for the linky love!)
Topics: Quizzes | 21 Comments »
February 21st, 2011 at 5:57 pm
I tied you, but I was holding back a little…
February 21st, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Thirty.
February 21st, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Rob – Restraint. I’ve heard of that.
Mrs. Crankipants – Damn, woman! You’re like Foxy Brown!
February 21st, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I should have been a kindergarten teacher or a waitress at Chuck E. Cheese.
February 21st, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I received a score of 25–must be the height and that I was trampled once. Who knew that unpleasant experience would be used for my benefit in fighting off kids someday?
February 21st, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – You can be the Ball Pit Enforcer. Collect your taser at the front desk.
RT – Let me guess: you were protesting in Libya this week?
February 21st, 2011 at 7:37 pm
31. Must be all the fights I got into as a teen. I mean my evil twin got into as a teen. I never got into any kind of trouble growing up.
February 21st, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Huh. I got a 25 and don’t understand it! I mean I woulda gone nuclear on their young butts!
Must be my slim body build!!
Hey Wyatt, how goes the weight loss program?
/ducks and heads for cover!!!
February 21st, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Actually, I was playing football on a frozen lake in upstate NY, in the Adirondacks. It was all fun until I fell and a bunch of people ran over me.
February 21st, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Well, I guess because I would only fight just enough to win, I did 21. Couldn’t have been my age (born in the Truman administration).
February 21st, 2011 at 9:08 pm
I got 22…But then I’m old. rocks call me sir…:)
February 21st, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Kim – You and me both! Perfect angels.
Real – Wasn’t posting numbers for another week. Doing okay, but birthday week killed me. Walking now, though.
RT – Should have been playing hockey instead.
Robert B. – Should have dropped an A-bomb on their arses.
Dusty – Do they salute, too?
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:12 am
35. Hmm….
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 am
Ha! 36 biotches! That long reach of mine and all those years as a bouncer have finally paid off!
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:00 am
25
They should have included a question such as..Would you build a fort out of the knocked out children, for them to climb over, thus slowing them down and making them easier targets?
1) No I would call 911 after the first one
2) Hmmm I do have a degree in architecture
3) Hell yes while I’m screaming..Take everything!!
like the guy in 300
February 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 am
I can only take 15 !!!! Little ankle biters
February 22nd, 2011 at 10:57 am
PhillipC – You sir, are a god.
Dr. Evil – Plus, your retard strength . . .
Jon – You have to build a wall of the defeated kids like in 300, too.
Scarlett – You gotta start taking up karate.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:37 am
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Ha! I got 32!
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
This is embarrassing. I only got 21. I am taking solace in the fact that I could be their grandmother.
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 pm
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February 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 am
23!? Are you kidding me? I could take 23 with one hand tied behind my back. I have taken on a baseball team of 10 year olds while up to my neck in the pool for God’s sake. But then again I have a 4 year old grandson now so maybe I am fading a bit.