Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 24, 2010
Full Metal Santa Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 27th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
Sonic Frog
V The K
Wizbang
Top Six Entries:
6. Semper Santa! Oohrah! – Code Monkey
5. The man in the grassy knoll was…SANTA?! – Dr. Evil
4. “Santa protects himself while delivering toys in Camden, New Jersey.” – Jeremy
3. Ho Ho Howitzer. – Rodney Dill
2. The Easter Bunny finds out Santa is sick of competition. – Veeshir
WINNER! – “Say ho-ho to my little friend!” – JimmyB
Topics: Caption Contest | 32 Comments »
December 24th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
You’d better be good… for goodness sake.
December 24th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
He’s got his list and he’s ALREADY checked it twice…
December 24th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I told you to be good!
December 24th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
The man in the grassy knoll was…SANTA?!
December 24th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I’ll put your eye out, kid!
December 24th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
“Send over SEIU to unionize MY elves? I… don’t…THINK…so!”
Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS, gang!
Stay safe.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Dammit Bob! You stole my line!
“You kids want Medal of Honor: Black Ops? Here’s the REAL Thing!” (Dedicated to my obnoxious, spoiled-rotten godson)
December 24th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
with the rising price of energy costs, Santa uses something a little more cost effecient than coal
December 24th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Delivering the presents to those naughty taleban.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Ho Ho Howitzer
December 24th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Get back here, you f*&#ing reindeer!!!
December 24th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
“Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.”
Samuel Butler
December 24th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.”
December 24th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Santa protects himself while delivering toys in Camden, New Jersey.
December 24th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Billy bob Thorton stars in ‘Bad Santa 2′ and santa’s all out of coal!
December 24th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
“Try to steal a HO from Santa and THIS is what you’ll get for Christmas!”
December 24th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
The Easter Bunny finds out Santa is sick of competition.
December 24th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
The need to blend in causes camo gear for Mall Ninjas to be seasonal.
December 24th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Shaft’s twin brother Santa, also turned out to be one bad mother…
December 24th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me….12 dead jihaaaaadis!
December 25th, 2010 at 12:02 am
Semper Santa! Oohrah!
December 25th, 2010 at 11:07 am
So the Dems and the ACLU want to outlaw Christmas?
OVER MY DEAD BODY, BITCHES!!!!!
December 25th, 2010 at 11:08 am
They can have my Christmas present when they pry it from my cold, dead, furlined hands.
December 25th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Greenpeace, PETA, Sierra Club … NOBODY messes with my reindeer!
December 25th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
“It’s Palin, maw! I’ll lay down suppression fire, you get the reindeer under cover!”
December 25th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Don’t F–k with Santa after he’s had a fifth of Johnny Walker Black.
December 25th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Santa don’t take kindly to pedophiles…
December 25th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Say ho-ho to my little friend…
December 25th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Santa certainly knew how to get those 5 lords a leaping.
December 25th, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Not Bad Santa, Bad Ass Santa!
December 26th, 2010 at 9:51 am
You better be good for goodness sake.
December 27th, 2010 at 9:03 am
Reporter: Santa, how can you shoot women… and children?
Santa: Easy! You just don’t lead them as much!