Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 24, 2010
Full Metal Santa Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 27th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
Sonic Frog
V The K
Wizbang
Top Six Entries:
6. Semper Santa! Oohrah! – Code Monkey
5. The man in the grassy knoll was…SANTA?! – Dr. Evil
4. “Santa protects himself while delivering toys in Camden, New Jersey.” – Jeremy
3. Ho Ho Howitzer. – Rodney Dill
2. The Easter Bunny finds out Santa is sick of competition. – Veeshir
WINNER! – “Say ho-ho to my little friend!” – JimmyB
Topics: Caption Contest | 32 Comments »
You’d better be good… for goodness sake.
He’s got his list and he’s ALREADY checked it twice…
I told you to be good!
The man in the grassy knoll was…SANTA?!
I’ll put your eye out, kid!
“Send over SEIU to unionize MY elves? I… don’t…THINK…so!”
Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS, gang!
Stay safe.
Dammit Bob! You stole my line!
“You kids want Medal of Honor: Black Ops? Here’s the REAL Thing!” (Dedicated to my obnoxious, spoiled-rotten godson)
with the rising price of energy costs, Santa uses something a little more cost effecient than coal
Delivering the presents to those naughty taleban.
Ho Ho Howitzer
Get back here, you f*&#ing reindeer!!!
“Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.”
Samuel Butler
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.”
Santa protects himself while delivering toys in Camden, New Jersey.
Billy bob Thorton stars in ‘Bad Santa 2′ and santa’s all out of coal!
“Try to steal a HO from Santa and THIS is what you’ll get for Christmas!”
The Easter Bunny finds out Santa is sick of competition.
The need to blend in causes camo gear for Mall Ninjas to be seasonal.
Shaft’s twin brother Santa, also turned out to be one bad mother…
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me….12 dead jihaaaaadis!
Semper Santa! Oohrah!
So the Dems and the ACLU want to outlaw Christmas?
OVER MY DEAD BODY, BITCHES!!!!!
They can have my Christmas present when they pry it from my cold, dead, furlined hands.
Greenpeace, PETA, Sierra Club … NOBODY messes with my reindeer!
“It’s Palin, maw! I’ll lay down suppression fire, you get the reindeer under cover!”
Don’t F–k with Santa after he’s had a fifth of Johnny Walker Black.
Santa don’t take kindly to pedophiles…
Say ho-ho to my little friend…
Santa certainly knew how to get those 5 lords a leaping.
Not Bad Santa, Bad Ass Santa!
You better be good for goodness sake.
Reporter: Santa, how can you shoot women… and children?
Santa: Easy! You just don’t lead them as much!