Archive for December, 2010
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Thursday, December 9th, 2010DragonLady mentioned this story yesterday and I completely forgot I haven’t posted about it. Sorry about that, but my division is so busy, I rarely notice something that happens in another. Even when it makes national news. For those not in the know, a serial strangler is on the loose in the Kensington section of [...]
Live With Regis And Kelly And Wyatt
Thursday, December 9th, 2010So, yesterday was a pretty good day at the blog. I had what we in the business call a “hit-alanche.” Apparently, Kelly Ripa fractured her hip the other day while exercising. What is she 80? What kind of person is so fragile that they just break bones at the drop of . . . Hold [...]
Drug Ring Busted At Columbia University
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010Oh, so that’s why their football team sucks so bad! They’re all strung out on LSD-infused SweetTarts! Five Columbia University students were charged Tuesday with selling LSD-spiked candy and other drugs at three fraternity houses and other residences on the Ivy League campus, with two allegedly claiming they needed the drug money to cover tuition. [...]
NY Union Boss Welcomes Racial Profiling
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010The head of the New York State Federation of Taxi Drivers is asking his members to racially profile passengers for their own safety. This comes after a fellow driver was shot multiple times by an Hispanic gun-toting thug. Naturally, the liberals are throwing out the usual accusations of racism. Fernando Mateo, president of the New [...]
Salma Hayek: Illegal Immigrant
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010Okay, I have always been a fan of Salma. Okay, not of her acting – or lack thereof – but I have always been a fan of her, um, more tangible assets. That being said, Hayek has been a libtard when it came to illegal immigration, and that annoyed the hell out of me. She [...]
Global Warming Disaster Hits England
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010This must be the apocalypse Al Gore predicted! While thousands braved the cold to begin their Christmas shopping, seven people in North Yorkshire are praying for better weather after being snowed into a pub for eight days and counting. Heavy snow showers and strong winds have left the group stuck in the Lion Inn pub [...]
Christina Hendricks Wants A Banana
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010And I’m just the man to give it to her. Okay, I’ll confess: the best I can give her is a plantain. Actually, the voluptuous star of Mad Man was interviewed recently about Christmas and gift-giving. Thankfully, she celebrates the holiday, and doesn’t deride it like most of the Hollywood libtards. During the Q&A, Christina [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010Yes, I know I’m a day early, but there’s a reason for that. December 7, 1941 – Japanese Attack Pearl Harbor At 7:02 a.m., two radio operators spotted large groups of aircraft in flight toward the island from the north, but, with a flight of B-17s expected from the United States at the time, they [...]
Man Injured By Exploding Droid Phone
Monday, December 6th, 2010Everyone wants to buy a Droid or an iPhone so they can surf the web and post on Facebook every minute, never thinking about the consequences. “What if the phones rebel?” Luckily, I can’t afford a fancy schmancy phone. A North Texas man talking on his cell phone was rushed to a hospital after his [...]
TSA: Total Sexual Assault
Monday, December 6th, 2010A former Baywatch babe was given a “thorough” scan at LAX recently after catching a male agent’s eye. I think it’s high time to disband the TSA. A former “Baywatch” beauty is feeling overexposed after going through what she says was a humiliating body scan by Transportation Security Administration agents at Los Angeles International Airport. [...]
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