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Thursday, December 16th, 2010If Cab Calloway was still alive, he would rewrite “Minnie the Moocher” in honor of Heidi Jones. Jones, the New York City’s WABC weather forecaster was arrested after fabricating a rape story. WABC/Channel 7 weather babe Heidi Jones was arrested for perpetrating the ultimate snow job — falsely claiming to cops that a man had [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010The Humpday History Highlight rarely gets a lot of comments, but I still post it every week. Why? Because once in a while I read a story I have never heard before. This is one of those occasions. My in-laws are big fans of Glenn Miller. They always have been. And while I don’t mind [...]
Dems Propose $1.1 Trillion Spending Bill
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010Hope you guys like bacon, because there’s a ton of pork in this disgrace, too. And that’s not to mention the nearly 2,000-page, $1.1 trillion massive spending bill Senate Democrats said they’ll try to push through. The bill contains hundreds of pork-barrel spending projects and new rules governing everything from airport baggage to detainees at [...]
Christmas In January
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010Jones, that is. January Jones, one of the non-redhead stars of AMC’s Mad Men, has been named the new face of Versace. The job comes with a lot of perks: Traveling makeup artists, free Versace swag, and the obligatory sexy photo shoot – sans clothing. And here I thought that Christina Hendricks was the only [...]
German Man Is A Cut Above The Rest
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010After reading this story, I am laughing and cringing at the same time. Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with Phillip Genscher, 57. “The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of [...]
Barack Obama: Liar
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010President Barack Obama has a credibility problem. While he was never popular with conservatives, he always had the hearts and minds of America’s liberals. That hero worship took some major hits in the last two years, leading up to a full-scale revolt after this week’s tax-cut plan. Democrats from New York to California are losing [...]
Elizabeth Hurley, Husband Split
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010Who leaves their husband for someone who plays cricket? Elizabeth Hurley and husband Arun Nayar have separated following a tabloid report that she had an affair with cricketer Shane Warne. “Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago,” Hurley tweeted Sunday. “Our close family & friends [...]
2,000-Year Old Tree Cut Down By Vandals
Monday, December 13th, 2010The tree, a symbol of Christianity, was recently cut down by vandals. Locals estimate the tree has its origins in the Middle East, about the time of Jesus. The motive is unknown, but my guess is that it was either random idiots trying to express their douchebaggery, or it had something to do with the [...]
Obesity Is Now A National Security Threat
Monday, December 13th, 2010So says Michelle Obama, the fattest First Lady in a generation. I admire Moochelle for tackling childhood obesity. I really do. I would admire her much more if she embraced her food Nazi initiative while actually leading by example. Lefty pundits gush over her manly, muscly arms, but ignore her gigantic ass. First lady Michelle [...]
Jersey Shore Skank In Legal Trouble
Monday, December 13th, 2010Angelina Pivarnick is accused of assaulting a woman in Atlantic City. From the looks of her photo above, I figured she was accused of eating food off other people’s plates. Chubby bastard. “Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina Pivarnick is facing an assault charge from an altercation in Atlantic City, NJ, the NYPost.com reports. Pivarnick is [...]
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