Archive for December, 2010
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Sunday, December 19th, 2010And Al Gore wept. “I don’t use the Internet,” Winona Ryder tells Elle magazine in its January issue, “but apparently you can find out everything on it.” “I have my e-mail on my BlackBerry, and that’s about it. I’ve never read a blog, ever,” says the technophobe actress, who has also never used the iPad [...]
Christmas At Westworld
Sunday, December 19th, 2010This is the Kardashian’s Christmas card. Yeah, I know. If you click on the photo for the larger version (although I don’t recommend it), you’ll see a plastic family with bad spray-on tans. This, my friends, is what happens when the cast of The Jersey Shore comes into a boatload of money. And what’s with [...]
It’s A Festivus Miracle!
Saturday, December 18th, 2010I don’t want to see how these guys perform “feats of strength,” though. A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of “Seinfeld” to get better meals at the Orange County jail. The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked [...]
Mooch-elle Wears $2,500 Thrift-Store Dress
Saturday, December 18th, 2010A true woman of the people. Maybe the thrift stores inside the Beltway are a little more “upscale” then the ones in Philly are, but I don’t remember hearing about someone in my town walking out with a Norman Norelli designer original. Oh, I get it; the media is claiming that this dress is “vintage,” [...]
Attack Of The Canadian Teddy Bears
Saturday, December 18th, 2010How friggin’ cool is this? For 16 years the [Calgary] Hitmen, who were co-owned by and named after former WWF champion Bret Hart, have held a Teddy Bear Toss to benefit over 50 charities in Alberta that work with children. On Monday, after the 23,000-strong toss, the players hand-delivered teddy bears to the Alberta Children’s [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 17th, 2010The Taxman Leaveth Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 20th. Good luck! Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama turns to leave the podium as former President Bill Clinton speaks to the press in the Brady Press [...]
Mariah Carey Is Expecting
Friday, December 17th, 2010How desperate am I to post a pic of a babe that I am resorting to Mariah Carey pregnancy news? Okay, in fairness, some of Carey’s music is listenable – especially her “All I Want For Christmas” remake. And her husband, Nick Cannon, seems like a pretty nice, non-thuggish guy. I mean, I hate the [...]
Once Again, I’m The Butt Of The Joke
Friday, December 17th, 2010EDITOR’S NOTE: This entire post is probably TMI. Read at your own peril. UPDATE: I’m back. The gruesome details are at the end of the post. Three weeks ago, I mentioned the rash of misfortunes I was exposed to in one terrible week. Most of them involved my health, or lack thereof. Apparently for me, [...]
The First Green Lantern Trailer
Thursday, December 16th, 2010I found this at Ace of Spades, and I still don’t know what to think of it. It looks good, but like Ace said, the Lantern’s suit looks a little, um, off. Take a gander and tell me what you think.
Border Agent Shot And Killed In Arizona
Thursday, December 16th, 2010Apparently, the shooters were Mexican smugglers. Again. When will the people of this country realize that every illegal immigrant is a criminal? Their very first decision upon entering this country was to break our laws. Why should they get any consideration at all? But hey, let’s just push the DREAM Act right through. A U.S. [...]
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