Archive for December, 2010
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010Uber-corrupt New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson wants to end his term with a bang. Richardson recently announced that he is considering a pardon for Billy the Kid, the infamous Old West killer. I mean, just because The Kid executed 21 men doesn’t mean he’s a bad person. Billy was just “misunderstood.” A liberal Democrat considering [...]
Lindsay Lohan Soils Herself Yet Again
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010Can someone please go “Old Yeller” on this broad already? Lindsay Lohan is under investigation for an alleged misdemeanor battery against a female staffer at a rehab facility where the actress is receiving treatment, authorities said Tuesday. Riverside County sheriff’s Deputy Herlinda Valenzuela said officers responded to a Betty Ford Center facility in Palm Desert [...]
A Kensington Strangler Update
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010Hutch1200 asked me if there were any recent developments regarding the Kensington Strangler – a murdering rapist who is terrorizing the eastern section of Philadelphia. There is a lot of good information at the PPD website, and they recently released this sketch of the suspect, including a possible description. If you have to travel in [...]
Eric Holder Warns Of “Radical” U.S. Citizens
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010In an exclusive interview with ABC News, Attorney General Eric Holder told us what we already knew: that the threat of terror attacks are real and constant. Naturally, Holder is more concerned about attacks by “radicalized” Americans than he is about animals like al Qaeda. I find it infuriating that the man who refuses to [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Again, I’m a day early with the HHH, but Third Wave Dave reminded me that today is a very somber anniversary. You see, General George S. Patton died on December 21, 1945 – 65 years ago today. Stop by his site and check out his tribute to one of America’s greatest generals.
Supermodel Jessica Hart: Ignorant C**t
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Yeah, I’m really sorry about throwing out the C-bomb, but believe me, it is more than appropriate in Jessica Hart’s case. Hart, a vapid, gap-toothed Victoria’s Secret model wants all of us average – or in my case, below-average – looking males to drop our longtime fantasy of hooking up with a supermodel. Because that’s [...]
Duck, Cover, And Grab A Soft Pretzel
Monday, December 20th, 2010Maetenloch sent me this little slice of heaven. It is Philadelphia’s nuclear evacuation plan, circa 1950. Highly detailed, yet overly simplistic, this is a must read for Philly-area residents and fans of all things historical. Click here for the radioactive retro goodness. Trust me, you will not be disappointed.
Why Are Philadelphia Newspapers Failing?
Monday, December 20th, 2010Because for the first time in recorded history, the Philadelphia newspapers fish wraps refrain from jumping to conclusions. In this case, the most obvious conclusion happens to be the correct one. I should know, since this happened in my division. Read on, and when you’re finished, ask yourself this question: Why would this poorly-written article [...]
Denise Richards Hits Bottom, Digs
Monday, December 20th, 2010Who knew she could actually do worse than Charlie Sheen? After divorcing Hollywood’s most notorious bad boy Charlie Sheen, the actress began a relationship with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora (which reportedly cost her a friendship with his ex-wife Heather Locklear). And now, Richards, 39, has moved on to Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, according [...]
Miami Woman Reintroduces Hot Pants
Sunday, December 19th, 2010Meet Berlinda Dixon-Newbold. This vision of teh lovely will be spending her Christmas in jail. Why? Because she is accused of lighting her boyfriend’s pants on fire. Oh yeah, you heard me. Apparently, Dixon-Newbold misinterpreted the song, “You Light Up My Life.” “You tend to, like, get upset when somebody trying to harm the family [...]
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