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Wednesday, November 10th, 2010This story comes from the book “The Greatest Presidential Stories Never Told.” Its a wealth of little-known facts about the presidency, including this one, which explains the origin of the Oval Office: It’s the most famous room in the White House. Perhaps in the world. Decisions made in the Oval Office impact everyone on the [...]
Obama Slams Israel Yet Again
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010So, after giving a speech in Indonesia today, President Obama criticized proposed Israeli construction in East Jerusalem. How this subject came up is beyond me, but Indonesia – a country where Islam is the dominant religion – is hardly a hotbed of Israeli support. My first instinct is to say that Obama is doing what [...]
Join The Philadelphia Police!
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010Because, you know, we are just the cream of the law enforcement crop. On Sunday – just two days after one of the department’s top brass was indicted by the feds – a patrol cop named William Haviland was caught allegedly drunk on duty. Haviland, 42, who joined the force in November 2003, was suspended [...]
Food Nazis Invade PA Schools
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010Just when you thought it was safe to enter a Pennsylvania public school, the food Nazis have goose stepped in. It’s a veritable assault on sugar. It’s a blitzkrieg on baked goods. It’s a holocaust against mallomars. Because, you know, this is the fight we should be waging. Not the rampant bullying, the constant threats [...]
Mystery Missile Launches Off West Coast
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010There’s nothing scarier than seeing a missile launch off the California coast that no one seems to want to take credit for. Is it American, is it foreign, what? A mysterious missile launch off the southern California coast was caught on video Monday evening by a KCBS news helicopter. The spectacular contrail could easily be [...]
The Walking Dead Walk To Another Season
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010Oh. Frakkin’. Yeah! AMC announced that “The Walking Dead” will be coming back for another season. I’m not sure why they made the decision. Maybe it’s because it is quickly becoming the best show on television. Maybe it’s because the ratings are absolutely kickass. Or maybe because the episodes scare the hell out of me. [...]
Anne Hathaway: Sex Scenes Are “Mortifying”
Monday, November 8th, 2010Not from where I’m sitting they aren’t, Anne! But I’m a pig, so . . . In her latest drama “Love & Other Drugs,” Anne Hathaway portrays free-spirited Maggie Murdock, who suddenly finds herself under the “drug” of love when she is charmed by Viagra salesman Jamie Randall, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. But getting hot [...]
The Project Valour-IT Fundraiser Is Underway
Monday, November 8th, 2010Donations are being accepted now through Veterans Day for this great cause: Project Valour-IT, in memory of SFC William V. Ziegenfuss, helps provide voice-controlled/adaptive laptop computers and other technology to support Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries. *Voice-controlled Laptops – Operated by speaking into a microphone or using [...]
You’re Only As Young As Who You Feel
Monday, November 8th, 2010And in this case, granny over there has been “feeling young” for the past two years. That’s because she’s had sex with 200 men in that span. 200 men in two years. She makes Paris Hilton look like a piker. Someone should be writing songs about this woman. Preferably something along the lines of “Grandma [...]
Baby For Sale: Cheap!
Sunday, November 7th, 2010Apparently, Patty Bigbee didn’t like being a grandmother. Well, that’s an easy fix. A Florida woman and her boyfriend have been charged with trying to sell her infant grandson for $30,000. Florida Department of Law Enforcement agents arrested 45-year-old Patty Bigbee and 42-year-old Lawrence Works on Friday in Daytona Beach after they met with an [...]
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