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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Ya know, I have been a police officer/detective for sixteen years, and made more than a handful of weapons offenses. I have also seen a lot of odd and disturbing things. That being said, I have never come across the perfect storm of oddity and nudity that these Illinois officers experienced. Vicki K. Myers, 44, [...]
LAPD Rookie Accesses Murder Witness Info
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Just when you thought the bad cops were localized to Philadelphia and Chicago. A rookie Los Angeles police officer has resigned amid allegations he illegally tapped into a law enforcement computer on behalf of a gang member who was recently convicted of murder. The officer, Gabriel Morales, 25, was seeking information on two key witnesses [...]
Prayers Please!
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010I just found out that one of our favorite family members – Cousin Barbara – was rushed to the hospital after suffering a subdural hematoma. She is in a coma, on a ventilator, and will be airlifted to a brain specialist in Daytona Beach later today. The missus tells me the prognosis does not look [...]
PA Mulls Expanded Self-Defense Bill
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010There is no question that Philadelphia is a crime-infested cesspool. This year, shootings are up, robberies are up, and home invasions are up. The citizens here are being victimized by thugs every hour of every day. If you live in one of these concrete target ranges we call Pennsylvania cities, good news may be on [...]
Pam Anderson Will Do Indian Reality Show
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010I guess that’s better than what she usually does: giving oral sex to strangers for Pez. Canadian model and former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson will appear in reality television show “Bigg Boss,” the Indian version of “Big Brother.” Anderson, 43, was set to arrive in Mumbai late Monday and enter the live studio near the [...]
Russian Cat Has A Dynamite Personality
Monday, November 15th, 2010A woman in St. Petersburg, Russia made terrific use of the city’s 911 system recently. The woman, who obviously dabbles in vodka, claimed her cat was going to kill her in a suicide bombing attack. A lot of things have changed in Russia after the Cold War. Apparently, alcohol abuse is not one of them. [...]
Forbes Magazine: Abolish The TSA
Monday, November 15th, 2010In the wake of the continuous airline passenger horror stories, a writer from Forbes magazine makes the case for eliminating the TSA. I’m on board with that. [C]onsider that the TSA screens pilots. If a pilot wants to bring a plane down, he or she can probably do it with bare hands, and certainly without [...]
“Dead” On My Feet
Monday, November 15th, 2010Well, we’re three episodes into “The Walking Dead,” and I cannot get enough of this show. And while, yes, this could have been classified as a “filler” episode, it had more than a few awesome moments. The last scene with the handcuffs, in particular. The only sad part is that there are only three episodes [...]
The Tao Of Babeology
Sunday, November 14th, 2010Sometimes people ask me, “Wyatt, you’re always posting babes here, but what constitutes a babe in your eyes?” Well, besides a pulse – and sometimes not even that – I never had a specific “type.” I like redheads, but I also like blonds and brunettes. Hell, if they have a pretty face, blue hair will [...]
Philly Dismisses Charges On 19,400 Fugitives
Sunday, November 14th, 2010Regular readers know the disdain I have for the Philadelphia court system. The court personnel treat the criminals better than the cops, the judges are notoriously lenient, the prosecutors are always more willing to make a deal than try a case. It was bad when Lynne Abraham was the District Attorney, but she had the [...]
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