Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 22, 2010
Pulling Out The Big Guns Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 25th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Execute number 5, unauthorized use of hat!” – Deadcenter
4. Got Milk? The Party Need You For Meeting Baby-Feeding Production Cadre! – Cowboy Blob
3. Rack Inspection at Wi Hung Police Academy. – Crusty
2. “I understand certain people have been stealing tissue paper…..hence today’s hands on inspection.” – Hutch1200
WINNER! – “My blouse is loose, my hair pulled tight,
my boobs keep swinging from left to right…
left
left
left right left.” – Rodney Dill
Topics: Caption Contest | 32 Comments »
“Shoulders back, chests out,” why is she wearing a hat?
Bring in the ice water and let the Ring Toss game begin!
Hooters reveals staff for it’s Grand Opening in Bang Kok!
(Thank God we didn’t get a profile view of the dude)
I guess I’m going to have to frisk all of these suspects to find who’s hiding a hat!
“Looks like they overstuffed the kevlar again.”
None of those can be real.
What hat?
The Duck, seriously? In this picture all you can do is focus on why one chick in wearing a hat? Seriously?
Execute number 5, unauthorized use of hat!
You said heavy starch!
Overheard at an HQ Staff meeting
“I get to pin on the unit citations”
“No, I get to pin on the unit citations”
“No, I…”
I am proud to say I had to go back and look at the pic after reading Duck’s comment to see “what hat?”
Who knew that all of those women’s prison movies were…understated?
Try as they might, they just can’t measure up to RT. Bless their hearts.
Big mix up at People’s Implant Factory #9097 outside of Shíjiāzhuāng, most unhappy customers all wind up with two left tits.
One unhappy customer who declined to be identified, “I am very sad, even though boys outnumber girls eight to one in China, no one want wife with two reft boobies.”
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Notice how they all slant toward the middle………
I know I’m gonna pay for that one………
“Comrades, I think the temperature settings in your collective housing units is just perfect!”
“I understand certain people have been stealing tissue paper…..hence todays hands on inspection”
Grand Teton Brigade falls out for inspection. (Actually, if they fell out, Wyatt would lose his PG-13 rating!)
North Korea’s real missle plan is revealed.
OK, which one of you is going to be Kim Jong Mentally Ill’s girlfriend today?
Dude, the picture is totally a gay or straight test.
If yer straight, you find your self thinking “Mmmmmmm….Boobies….sweet beautiful boobies….”
If yer gay, you find yourself wondering why that one girl is wearing a hat and how she just needs to learn to accessorize…
Hmmm, that’s odd. Call call my above comment, “Formating Fail.”
“Got Milk? The Party Need You For Meeting Baby-Feeding Production Cadre!
The Thai have different opinions on what makes an SEIU union thug.
Best tourism ad evah’
“No, I said ‘Present arms’, ladies!”
Rack Inspection at Wi Hung Police Academy
“My blouse is loose, my hair pulled tight,
my boobs keep swinging from left to right…
left
left
left right left.”
ArrRight! Jumping Jacks. Begin!
“You will be trained to halt invading troops by simply “Jumping Rope” in front of them”. Unless the Evil US allows teh ghey soldiers in!
Gree Crub
Thanks Wyatt!