Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | September 24, 2010
Hog-Tied Caption Contest
(Source: LA Times)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 27th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Former Bell City Manager Robert Rizzo is arrested outside his home in Huntington Beach Tuesday, Sept. 21.
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Top Five Entries:
5. Rizzo couldn’t handle being rejected as a contestant on “The Biggest Loser.” – Deanna
4. I say cut him open right now. There has to be at least $700,000 in there. – Ingineer66
3. The Penguin was taken into custody yesterday afternoon, however the Joker got away. – Dragonlady474
2. “Officer, could you get a search warrant and see if my shoes are still there?” – Proof
WINNER! – Wyatt, being carted off to his next Weight Watchers meeting. – Aunt Noreen
Topics: Caption Contest | 26 Comments »
“Hmmmm… they got pudding in the slammer?”
A politician being carted away in handcuffs: Like pr0n for exasperated taxpayers.
Head of the Munchkin Mafia heads back to OZ.
Police handcuffed the suspect after he tried to roll away.
This is your body on Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s. Any questions?
When police finally caught up with Fat Bastard, they found the portly Scottish assassin feasting on “baby back ribs.”
Humpty Dumpty and his abusive relationship with the wall… the later years…
Whenever someone tells me never to eat anything with a face, I tell them the face is the best part.
“Officer, could you get a search warrant and see if my shoes are still there?”
Louie Anderson will be playing Manager Rizzo in the Direct to Video movie.
I say cut him open right now. There has to be at least $700,000 in there.
He looks suspiciously like a slimy little, fat, rat-bastard demokrat to me!
Three officers escort their Chief into Donut Rehab, as his habit has obviously gotten out of control.
The Penguin was taken into custody yesterday afternoon, however the Joker got away.
Trans-Fat SWAT Team takes into custody their most wanted offender.
“That’s no moon…”
And with this arrest, police finally close the case of “Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?”
The results of feasting on too much government pork… Thief-in-chief Robert “Ratso” Rizzo prepares for his ride to Cell Block. Notice how his cheeks are stuffed with large amounts of pudding. He had to abandon 27 cases (one week’s supply) of Twinkies.
If only the cops could show the same zeal catching real criminals as they did to catch this robber of the local Dunkin Donuts.
On orders from Michelle Obama’s Nutrition Police, dejected police officers arrest Mr. Donut for possession with intent.
Rizzo couldn’t handle being rejected as a contestant on “The Biggest Loser”.
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Wyatt, being carted off to his next Weight Watchers meeting.
Time to make the donuts!!!