Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 30, 2010
Chelsea Clinton Chaser Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)
Submit your caption to this pic in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries.
The winners will be posted on Monday, August 2nd. Good luck!
Original Caption: A mascot from the Hudson Valley Renegades baseball team holds a sign on East Market Street July 28 in Rhinebeck, New York, where Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky are to be married July 31.
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Top Three Entries:
3. A ‘coon lookin for poon. – Smite A. Hippie
2. I could be wrong, but I think this varmint is referring to Chelsea Lately! – Uncle Ray
WINNER! – P.S. That’s not my tail. – Kaveman
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a ‘coon lookin for poon.
Blind mascot seeks romance.
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After being advised that the secret service and local police have strict orders not to allow him anywhere near his niece’s wedding, Roger Clinton devises a plan. Nobody will ever think that a lovable, coked-up bear could possibly be a former President’s brother.
I could be wrong, but I think this varmint is referring to Chelsea Lately!
Al Gore gets desperate in his search for someone to release his “chakra.”
P.S. That’s not my tail.
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Bear seeks to mate with dog. See Weekly World News for details.
Just FYI to all, it’s a raccoon, not a bear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Valley_Renegades
“Their mascots are raccoons named “Rookie (the Renegade) Raccoon”, “Rene Gade” (Rookie’s wife), “Rascal” (Rookie & Rene’s son), and occasionally Rookie’s father, “Roofus”.”
As you see, I have my own knee pads.
(And P.S. You can still invite Marc’s father’s parole officer- as long as he brings a gift.)
And no, I don’t have rabies.