Archive for July, 2010
« Previous EntriesKim Jong-Il Is A Big Soccer Fan
Saturday, July 31st, 2010As long as his team is winning, that is. According to several reports, Jong-Il was fuming at the team’s 0-3 showing during the tournament — which included a 7-0 loss to Portugal — so he and 400 government officials called the squad into a meeting, where they were verbally bashed for 6 hours. Jong-Il was [...]
Illinois. What’s The Point?
Saturday, July 31st, 2010This may shock you, but the politicians in Illinois have no sense of humor. Worse still, they do not like people who openly mock them – even when the mocking is completely justified. Now they are doing something about it. They are considering to amend the disorderly conduct statute to include “disruptive” actions. Disruptive actions [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, July 30th, 2010Chelsea Clinton Chaser Caption Contest (Source: AFP) Submit your caption to this pic in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 2nd. Good luck! Original Caption: A mascot from the Hudson Valley Renegades baseball team holds a sign on East Market Street July 28 in [...]
Another Black Eye For The Philly PD
Friday, July 30th, 2010I am posting this story without much comment, because every time I think about it, the bile comes up. Feel free to fire away in the comments section, as I’ll be in my basement, wondering what happened to my department. The alleged incident occurred early Tuesday morning at Pat’s Café on Castor Avenue in the [...]
An Unexpected Benefit Of ObamaCare
Friday, July 30th, 2010Your local paramedic may now reek of stripper musk. WOODBRIDGE, N.J. – Officials are accusing a New Jersey volunteer ambulance company of hosting parties with nude dancers and prostitutes. However, the attorney for Avenel-Colonia First Aid Squad (ACFAS) says Woodbridge officials are engaged in a politically-motivated “public smear campaign.” Township officials announced on Wednesday that [...]
Asteroid Scheduled To Hit Earth!
Thursday, July 29th, 2010Somebody call Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck! We’re doomed! Actually, if an asteroid is going to strike the Earth, we might as well just give up and do what we always wanted to do. Me? I am going to quit my job and stalk Christina Hendricks full-time. A GIANT asteroid could be on course to [...]
Star Wars On A Subway
Thursday, July 29th, 2010How’s this for a great idea? An improv troupe dresses up, walks onto a crowded subway car, and acts out great film scenes. This, my friends, is teh awesome. My only beef is that this never happens to me when I’m in New York. (H/T – Maetenloch)
True Detective Stories
Thursday, July 29th, 2010I hate my job. No wait, that’s not entirely accurate. I love my job, but I hate a lot of the people I have to deal with on a daily basis. It’s not just the felons, mind you; it’s also the idiots who come to our front window in search of answers – and a [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010Are you one of those folks who think 9-11 was the first time a plane struck a building in New York? If so, you would be sadly mistaken. July 28, 1945 – Plane Crashes Into Empire State Building A United States military plane crashes into the Empire State Building on this day in 1945, killing [...]
Obama Picks The View Over Boy Scouts
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010Why does this not surprise me? The president has an opportunity to make a quick appearance at an historic event, but he is deciding to attend some fundraisers and a taping of “The View” instead. I guess he figures the approval of a few shrieking harpies is more important than the opinion of 25 million [...]
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