Archive for June, 2010
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Monday, June 14th, 2010Say what you want, but Australians are just tougher than the rest of us. An Australian surfer fought off a large shark and then rode a wave to safety, reports said on Monday. Michael Bedford was knocked off his board by the shark, believed to be a great white of “Jaws” fame, which then came [...]
Iranian “Aid Ships” Head For Gaza
Monday, June 14th, 2010Oh, that’s just swell. What could possibly go wrong? Sooner or later, the president will be forced to take sides in the Iran/Israel mess, and I am not in the least bit confident that he will stand with Israel. His actions toward the country thusfar have been anything but friendly. Iran is sending aid ships [...]
It’s Flag Day
Monday, June 14th, 2010What better way to honor America than to fly the colors . . . or wear them? As you were.
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Sunday, June 13th, 2010So, my friend Bill scored tickets to the Yankees game on Friday night. He won them in a silent auction and immediately told me, “We’re going to the Yankees game!” He said it as if I didn’t have a choice. Not that I would have wanted one, because I love the Yankees – much to [...]
Killer Klowns From El Salvador
Sunday, June 13th, 2010So get this. A group of Salvadoran clowns took to the streets to protest the murder of a man by “impostor clowns.” And believe it or not, the victim was not fatally crushed in a clown car. Clown protests. And you folks think Mexico is bad: More than 100 clowns have taken to the streets [...]
Florida Attorney Fails Bra Exam
Sunday, June 13th, 2010And no, that is not a typo. An attorney in Miami was prevented from seeing one of her clients at a federal detention center due to the metal underwire in her bra, and then again for not wearing a bra, The Miami Herald reported Saturday. Brittney Horstman attempted to visit a client held at the [...]
ACORN Tells Us What We Already Know
Saturday, June 12th, 2010This may come as a shock to you, but ACORN works very closely with the Democrat Party. They also like to dabble in fraud: We all knew it was true, and admissions from ACORN employees are proving we were right all along: The radical activist group ACORN “works” for the Democratic Party and deliberately promotes [...]
Your In-Flight Movie
Saturday, June 12th, 2010After a brief hiatus, Monkey and Bird has swooped in with a new update. Locally written and illustrated, the comic climbing to the top of the Empire State Building new heights in popularity, thanks in part to your support. Please check out the newest installment by clicking here. Thank you.
Christmas In January
Saturday, June 12th, 2010Ms. Jones’ present? Probably a few lawsuits. “Mad Men” star January Jones allegedly slammed into three parked cars and left the scene. LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9PM when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage. We’re told a witness reported the accident to [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 11th, 2010Shitake Spit Take Caption Contest (Source: Getty Images) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 14th. Good luck! Original Caption: Japan’s head coach Takeshi Okada (L) walks beside Keisuke Honda prior to the training match against Zimbabwe at the Outeniqua Stadium [...]
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