Archive for June, 2010
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Friday, June 18th, 2010That’s the accusation bouncing about, but Kate has yet to get the news off her chest. In the end the proof is in the stuffing. The reality TV mom underwent breast enhancement surgery last year after getting advice from her ever-present bodyguard, Us Weekly reported Thursday. A source told the magazine that married bodyguard Steve [...]
Southwest Airlines Has A Lot Of Head Room
Thursday, June 17th, 2010Well, as long as the heads are not attached to bodies. A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding 40 to 60 human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said. “It wasn’t labeled or packaged properly,” said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. “They called [...]
Socialite Caught With 500 Pounds Of Pot
Thursday, June 17th, 2010Meet Lisette Lee. She calls herself a “California socialite,” which is a fancy way of saying she wastes other people’s oxygen while sponging off her parents’ hard work. Oh well, I guess that phrase is better than the truth, because the the truth is that she is a vapid, empty-headed bimbo that just happened to [...]
Harrison’s Stomach: Built Ford Tough
Thursday, June 17th, 2010You’d have to be tough to marry a delightful little exoskeleton like Calista Flockhart, right? *shudder* TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony. We’re told the couple was married in the Governor’s mansion in Santa Fe. Their marriage license was filed [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010June 16, 1958 – Leader of Hungarian Uprising Executed Just another example of what the Soviets did to the homeland of my ancestors. After becoming premier of communist Hungary in 1953, Imre Nagy enacted a series of liberal reforms and opposed Soviet interference in his country’s affairs. He was removed from office in 1955 and [...]
Step Into The Light
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010“It is not as clumsy or random as a blaster. It is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.” This little thing is going to make a lot of geeks like me very, very happy. In fact, it may be the only thing on my Christmas list this year. Want to know what it [...]
Slovakia Kisses Its Sister
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010Slovakia had a terrific debut in the World Cup this morning, taking an early lead against New Zealand. Things were going swimmingly for the team, until the final minute in extra time: The hung heads, long faces and talk of “tragedy” did not point to a team who had just scored their first ever World [...]
Keeping His Eye On The Ball
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010In case you haven’t noticed, a lot of my posts about the kids have revolved around Kyle, especially those concerning sports. Kyle plays soccer and lacrosse, plus street hockey in the summer. As a result, Erik gets short shrift, but not because I dote on one more than the other. It’s because the two have [...]
Bobby Jindal Takes Charge In Gulf
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010It’s about God-damned time someone did. The White House has been dragging its feet, except when they are constantly denying Louisiana’s requests to build barrier walls. I guess Governor Bobby Jindal finally had enough. He’s ordering the national guard to construct the walls immediately. Eight weeks into the oil spill disaster in the Gulf of [...]
Your Christina Hendricks Moment Of Zen
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010In case you needed another reminder about how hot Christina Hendricks is, I give you this video from Broken Bells. And I can’t offer an opinion into the music, because I watched this on mute: How sad is it that I needed a hat tip to find out about this video? My Christina Meter must [...]
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