Archive for June, 2010
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Monday, June 21st, 2010Just in case any of my readers in Connecticut thought your tax dollars couldn’t be wasted any more recklessly, I give you this story out of Hartford. Apparently, a federal judge will hear a lawsuit on whether cheerleading can be considered a sport. Seriously. America, we are so frakked. A federal judge is being asked [...]
US, Israeli Warships Enter Suez Canal
Monday, June 21st, 2010Oh. Crap. Note to Iran: A storm is coming. Egypt allowed at least one Israeli and 11 American warships to pass through the Suez Canal as an Iranian flotilla approaches Gaza. International agreements require Egypt to keep the Suez open even for warships, but the armada, led by the USS Truman with 5,000 sailors and [...]
Belgian Cyclists Perform Naked Protest
Sunday, June 20th, 2010Apparently they are tired of politicians waffling on the traffic issue. Heh. Cyclists stripped naked and braved the elements in Brussels Saturday for the annual two-wheel nude demonstration “cyclonudista” against car traffic in cities. Wind and rain battered down on some 50 bare-bottomed Belgians, and police stopped two stark naked protesters for infringement of decency [...]
Obama Planning To Monitor The Internet
Sunday, June 20th, 2010Sweet! Hey Obama, you want something to monitor, take a look to the left! Actually, I’m surprised it took the administration this long to come to this decision. After all, being president is hard, much harder than being a community organizer. Fighting homegrown terrorism by monitoring Internet communications is a civil liberties trade-off the U.S. [...]
Happy Father’s Day!
Sunday, June 20th, 2010Hats off to all the Dads out there. Enjoy your day. Me? I’ll be working during “my” day, and I won’t be even the least bit happy about it.
Texas Man Does The Caulk Of Shame
Saturday, June 19th, 2010Wow, this story has everything: Violent crime, transgender prostitutes, and a very odd weapon of choice. Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him — with a caulk gun. The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute he’d [...]
LAPD Tap Dances On The Land Mine
Saturday, June 19th, 2010It looks like the Los Angeles Police Department is hopping aboard the “We Heart Illegals” bandwagon. They just announced that they will boycott a police conference being held in – wait for it – Arizona. Maybe it’s just me, but shouldn’t Los Angeles get its own house in order first? I’ll bet they’ll think a [...]
AZ Woman Allegedly Runs Down Ex-Boss
Saturday, June 19th, 2010“Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American dream?” – Homer Simpson Speaking of Arizona, Code Monkey sent me this story, and while it is tragic, it certainly lends itself to some serious snark. A 55-year-old businessman is in extremely critical condition after getting hit by a car allegedly driven by a former employee. [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 18th, 2010Crist, He’s Oily Caption Contest (Source: LA Times, via Smite) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 21st. Good luck! Original Caption: Gov. Charlie Crist checks a Florida beach for signs of oil. Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Military Times Rodney [...]
Obama Administration Suing Arizona
Friday, June 18th, 2010It’s official: I hate this man and his incompetent administration. I hate the way this president treats Americans, which most of the time, is with utter contempt. I hate his secretary of state, an idiotic woman who tows the party line, even when she knows it it wrong. In short, I cannot wait until November, [...]
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