Jersey Woman Becomes Fat Bastard
By Wyatt Earp | June 11, 2010
Which is good, because we’ll know where to find her when the next Austin Powers film comes out. This is Donna Simpson, and she is redefining the term “attention hog.”
OLD BRIDGE, New Jersey – A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world’s heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food. Donna Simpson, 42, weighs more than 600 pounds (272 kg) and aims to reach 1,000 pounds (455 kg).
The mother of two children, ages 3 and 14, models on a website called supersizedbombshells.com, where admirers and the curious can pay to watch videos of her eating greasy foods or walking to the car.
Simpson said she has received a book offer and wants her own reality show, partly to give plus-size women more confidence. She wears size XXXXXL clothing, which she buys mostly online, and calls herself a member of the “fat acceptance community.”
“The bigger your butt is, the bigger belly you have, the sexier you are,” Simpson said, lounging on the couch of her suburban home 40 miles south of New York.
She’s kidding, right? Apparently, Donna Simpson wants to become Homer Simpson. I, for one, will shed no tears when her decision kills her. Idiot.
Topics: WTF? | 13 Comments »
Most disgusting bimbo (next to Helen Thomas) that I’ve seen to date.
That calls for brain bleach… and she’ll be dead in 5 years (or less)…
I guess her boyfriend is what you could call a “chubby chaser”!
Finally, someone in NJ fatter than me.
I feel sorry for her children.
yeah that’s real nice… aim for a goal to make your children become parentless. (fat)asshat.
What’s really twisted about this woman is that her boyfriend is cheering her on to suicide, strangers are paying her to stuff a pepperoni pizza into her maw like there’s no tomorrow, and she’s doing it to be famous. When her 15 minutes of fame are up, that’s gonna be a helluva lot of weight to lose. And what is she teaching her kids about self discipline when she’s taking out an entire banana cream pie in one sitting?
I’ll bet she’s on disability. Isn’t Social Security wonderful?
Oh, God help me, I just clicked over to that site. Must…wash…eyes…with…BLEACH!
I heard about this on the radio yesterday. She has children? I feel sorry for them. Her, not so much.
A liberal snob would ask if she lives in a double-wide or a triple-wide.
Watuschskie – Fat ans stupid is no way to go through life, hon.
Old NFO – I’m going with less.
Mrs. Crankipants – Probably doesn’t have to chase her very far.
RT – By lots and lots.
E.L. – As do I. When they get older, they’ll realize she’s an idiot.
Smite – And doing it on purpose is just insanity.
Mrs. Crankipants – I don’t think she wants to lose it. I think she wants to grow fat and die.
Crankipants – Yeah, the site should come with a warning.
Kim – No pity for this broad. I do feel bad for her soon-to-be orphans.
Bob – They don’t make a trailer wide enough for this jackass.
I feel sorry for the Fire/EMS team that has to haul her to the doctor every three months.
When her 15 minutes of fame are up, that’s gonna be a helluva lot of weight to lose.
I don’t think she wants to lose it. She wants to embrace the suck.