Archive for June, 2010
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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010June 30, 1934 – Night of the Long Knives In Germany, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler orders a bloody purge of his own political party, assassinating hundreds of Nazis whom he believed had the potential to become political enemies in the future. The leadership of the Nazi Storm Troopers (SA), whose four million members had helped [...]
Woman Blames Crash On Vampire
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010Talk about an alibi that really sucks. FRUITA, Colo. – If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado’s Grand Valley. The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by [...]
Do They Even Want To Clean The Spill?
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010The “they,” of course is the Obama administration generally, and the EPA specifically. I ask the question because of this article, which reveals that the Dutch offered expertise, oil skimming ships, and a plan to build sand barriers to protect the Louisiana coast on Day 3 of the spill. Unfortunately, the EPA said the skimmers [...]
Dad Life
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010My friend Kev from Mexico North, er, Arizona sent me this with the message, “This is so you.” Eh, he’s right. Still funny, though.
Terrible Actress Is Now A Murderer
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010See how that role fits you, scumbag. According to the Somerset County Prosecutor’s Office, Locane plowed into the passenger side of another car in Montgomery, New Jersey … killing the woman sitting in the front seat. Locane was arrested at the scene for DUI and taken to a different hospital for treatment. According to the [...]
Philadelphia Is Officially Enabling Illegals
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010I was born and raised here in Philadelphia. In 41 years, I have seen this city go from a decent place to live to a cesspool. That’s why I joined the police department 15 years ago. I figured I could fight crime and make the city a better place. Then I was exposed to the [...]
Pr0n Is Reinventing The Internet
Monday, June 28th, 2010It might as well, since it comprises 98% of the ‘net now, anyway. On Friday, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers board of directors approved the new top-level domain — that’s the technical name for the .com, .xxx or .net part of a URL — and sent it on to the next committee. [...]
Senator Robert Byrd Dies At 92
Monday, June 28th, 2010Mom always said that if you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, don’t say anything at all. Wow that would result in an empty blog post, then. I’ll say two things here. First, African-Americans in this country can breathe a little easier with this hateful, racist man gone. Second, I’m enjoying reading the [...]
The SYLG News Translator: Obama Edition
Monday, June 28th, 2010The SYLG News Translator has been on the shelf for a while, but I think it’s necessary here. The Translator takes a news story (in block-quotes) and translates it into a no b.s. assessment by yours truly (in bold). This week’s topic is President Obama’s comments at the end of the G20 talks: US President [...]
Shooting Occurs At Michael Vick’s Party
Sunday, June 27th, 2010Thug life born. Thug life bred. Just another reason to hate the Philadelphia Eagles. Police in Virginia says they have no interest in speaking with the Philadelphia Eagles’ Michael Vick about a shooting outside a birthday party. But that isn’t keeping some local critics for calling for the Eagles to cut Vick. After the incident [...]
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