Archive for May, 2010
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Saturday, May 8th, 2010That’s what happens when you fill it with a billion – yes, a billion – condoms. It would appear that South Africa is going to need a very large can of Lysol after the tournament. The taxi drivers hustling around the bars on Long Street in Cape Town say they are ready for all the [...]
X-Ray Scanners Are Not Your Friend
Saturday, May 8th, 2010Especially if you are hung like a light switch. Meet Rolando Negrin. He’s an airport security guard in Miami, and he has a secret: his underwear is very spacious and roomy. That’s according to his co-workers, who saw his junk – or lack thereof – when he walked through an x-ray scanner. Negrin’s comrades then [...]
Lord Jesus Christ Is Hit By A Car
Saturday, May 8th, 2010Witnesses claimed the victim shouted, “Jesus Christ!” after the vehicle struck him. The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven’t. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, May 7th, 2010New York Yank-ees Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 10th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blogs4Bauer Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT (I WON here last week!) V the K Wizbang Top Three Entries: [...]
Now I’m Feeling Zombified
Friday, May 7th, 2010I figure I can offer this up as a belated birthday gift to DragonLady. And remember, May is Zombie Awareness Month!
Football Team Opens A Pandora’s Chest
Friday, May 7th, 2010An Australian Rules youth football team is being criticized after it secured sponsorship from a Mermaid Beach Hooters restaurant. Apparently, the critics have a bone to pick with the owners. An under-16 Australian Rules football team has come under fire for entering a sponsorship deal with a local Hooters franchise, with critics saying the move [...]
Italy Holding Its First “Divorce Fair”
Thursday, May 6th, 2010Where do I sign up? Oh come on, it’s only a matter of time before the missus realizes she can do much, much better. Italy is holding its first divorce fair, offering services such as life coaching and beauty advice to a booming number of separating couples in the Catholic country. The organizers said the [...]
Phillies Change Security Policy
Thursday, May 6th, 2010God, I love that photo. I’ll have to make it my screen saver. I know I swore that I wouldn’t address this non-story, but after the constant bashing of the PPD by the local and national media, I am choking on my own rage here. In case you missed it, here is the back story. [...]
Illinois Woman Jailed Over T-Shirt
Thursday, May 6th, 2010I’m sorry, but this story is funny as Hell. Meet Jennifer LaPenta. The Illinois woman, 19, was jailed Monday after a judge was offended by the t-shirt she wore to a friend’s court hearing. LaPenta, wearing a black shirt with the message, “I Have The Pussy, So I Make The Rules,” ran afoul of Judge [...]
Those Dirty Teabaggers Strike Again!
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010And by “teabaggers,” I mean some liberal moonbat who despises Arizona’s racissssst policy of enforcing the law, and supports those poor, oppressed illegal immigrants. Haz-mat teams rushed to the state Capitol Tuesday morning after white powder was found in an envelope addressed to Gov. Jan Brewer. An employee of the governor’s Constituent Services office opened [...]
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