Archive for May, 2010
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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010And by “them,” I mean felons. Anne Hathaway must have a thing for the bad boys. Her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, is currently behind bars for a scam that stole millions from investors. Follieri led investors to believe he had connection with the Vatican, according to Fox News. Now, her newest boy toy might be soon [...]
I’m Going To Hell
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010Here is reason #8,137 why. I was searching for post material yesterday afternoon when I clicked on the Yahoo! News link. In the entertainment section, I saw this headline: Mia Farrow calls on Guinea to help raped women As Satan is my witness, my first reaction was, “How is Al Pacino going to help?”
PPD Sergeant Fabricated Shootout Story
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010You may remember when I posted this original story. The sergeant, Robert Ralston, claimed that he approached a man on the railroad tracks. The man allegedly pulled out a gun and fired, striking Ralston in the shoulder before fleeing the scene. Nice story, right? Well, Ralston made up the whole thing. Scumbag. A veteran Philadelphia [...]
Aussie Gal Up For “Virgin Auction”
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010Damn, she’s pretty hot, too. (Furiously counts money in wallet and bank account.) How is this chick still a virgin? An Australian waitress will sell her virginity, with the final bidders facing off in a live auction in Las Vegas, The Sydney Daily Telegraph reported Monday. In a new low in reality-TV, the debauched deal [...]
Tiger Woods Withdraws From Tournament
Monday, May 10th, 2010Woods claimed he was withdrawing because of a “bulging disk in his neck.” Sorry, but after the past year, I think the only thing that’s bulging on Tiger is his pants. Dressed in his Sunday red shirt, Tiger Woods bowed his head and sat in silence in front of his locker. He was supposed to [...]
Obama To Nominate Kagan For SCOTUS
Monday, May 10th, 2010President Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court today. Kagan is the former Dean of Harvard Law School who made national news when she refused to let the military recruit at Harvard Law. The GOP will pounce on her for that, and for her stunning lack of experience, but don’t expect them [...]
A Monday Morning Ginger Babe
Monday, May 10th, 2010This lovely lass is Simone Simons. She’s in a Dutch Symphonic metal band called Epica, and in my opinion, she puts the “Damn!” in Amsterdam. She’s 25 years old, has a terrific voice, and is smoking hot. Just like me. Crankipants informed me they do a cover of the Star Wars Imperial March. I had [...]
Flipping The Bird
Sunday, May 9th, 2010After a brief hibernation, Monkey and Bird is back at CO2 Comics. After swooping in to SYLG, the newest installment is guaranteed to be more funny than a barrel full of monkeys. And if you would like me to stop with the puns, check out the newest installment by clicking here.
WyattPalooza: The Day After
Sunday, May 9th, 2010Well, WyattPalooza has come and gone, and the Earth is still intact. Who woulda thunk it? I think (well, hope) that everyone enjoyed themselves, but in case you were unable to attend, here is an accurate play-by-play account of the event. As always, the following stories are true. No names were withheld to protect the [...]
Jindal All The Way
Sunday, May 9th, 2010The big news over the past few weeks has been the major oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. Sadly, it has only been a big story for the Obama administration for a week of so. As a result, the leak is approaching catastrophic levels, leading some to ask if this is Obama’s Katrina. The [...]
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