Archive for May, 2010
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Tuesday, May 18th, 2010As I am writing this post, I am a little over 2,000 hits away from one million. Suffice to say, I am in total freak-out mode. I am working the next two nights, so hopefully, the lucky visit will come on Thursday. I want to be watching the site meter when it rolls over. I [...]
Guitarist Takes Too Many Viagra
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010Get this: instead of being able hammer through a concrete wall, the overdose made him sick. Who woulda thunk it? Tokio Hotel guitarist Tom Kaulitz told a German newspaper on Friday he fell ill after taking too many Viagra tablets and could not see straight for days. This guy does know that Viagra makes other [...]
Coach Makes Players Drink From Shoe
Monday, May 17th, 2010Why didn’t I think of this during lacrosse season? A California high school girl’s softball coach has apologized for requiring eight players who struck out during a recent game to drink soda pop out of a team member’s shoe, a school district official said. The South Tahoe High School varsity players drank the soda at [...]
Election Day Is Tomorrow
Monday, May 17th, 2010ABOVE THE STORY UPDATE: Ding dong, the snitch is dead! Specter concedes to Sestak!! Our long national nightmare is over!!! If you’re a Democrat in Pennsylvania, here is your chance to run this tool out of office forever. Don’t let it go to waste! And for God’s sake, if you live in Alabama vote for [...]
Philly Man Gets Stuck In Trash Chute
Monday, May 17th, 2010I guess this takes the term “white trash” to a whole new level. A 40-year-old man was taken to Temple University Hospital after being trapped in a trash chute. It happened at an apartment building in the 2300 block of Bolton Way in the Brewerytown section of Philadelphia. Police arrived to find the man stuck [...]
Swimmer Suffers Spider Bite On Penis
Sunday, May 16th, 2010Wow, that is officially the most bizarre headline I have ever written. The skinny-dipping tourist was bitten by a katipo, a relative of the Black Widow spider. I wonder if he asked anyone to suck out the venom? A Canadian tourist’s nude swim and nap at at a New Zealand beach ended badly when he [...]
Watch Out, Cookie Puss: You’re Next
Sunday, May 16th, 2010First Lady Michelle Obama is taking a bite out of childhood obesity. I guess that’s more acceptable than taking bites out of children. Obama has created a task force to attack obesity issues, because this is a much larger problem than terrorism or illegal immigration. Michelle’s nonsense is the subject of this week’s Family Security [...]
NBC Cancels “Heroes”
Sunday, May 16th, 2010I’d like to yell, “DAMMIT!,” but this was a long time coming. After four seasons on NBC, Heroes has been canceled, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The super-series averaged less than 5 million viewers in its latest season. The network had considered giving the Tim Kring-produced drama a few more episodes to wrap up story [...]
Thieves Steal Ohio Hearse, Corpse
Saturday, May 15th, 2010I believe The Tall Man is involved. A corpse was taken for a ride in Cleveland, then dumped by thieves who stole a crematory’s hearse and abandoned it with a note telling police where to find the body. Police on Wednesday found the woman’s body, in a bag and on a gurney, at the intersection [...]
Hanging Up The Whistle
Saturday, May 15th, 2010For the past 19 years, I have spent my time coaching high school lacrosse in Philadelphia. That came to an end yesterday. My partner Luke and I coached our final game on Friday, May 14th. It also happened to be the final lacrosse game in Northeast Catholic High School history, as the school is set [...]
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