Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 9, 2010
Bore-ders Book Review Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 12th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Malia Obama (L) yawns as she listens to her mother U.S. first lady Michelle Obama read a Dr. Seuss book at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington April 5, 2010.
Photoshop Entries:
Mark
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Top Five Entries:
5. Michelle: “Oh see the deer! Does the deer have a little doe?”
Malia: “Yeah! Two Bucks! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!” – Uncle Ray
4. Michelle: “….and this word?”
Mailia: “Horton”
Michelle: “…..and this word?”
Malia: “Hatches”
Michelle: “…..a-an….”
Mailia: “Very good, mom!” – Fenway_Nation
3. Try as she might, Malia failed to breath fire on the evil creature confronting her. To each her own fantasy. – Cowboy Blob
2. “You do realize Mom that Horton is a F**king Republican.” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – Mark’s Photoshop
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Michelle Obama – “Don’t feel bad Malia, none of the folks in Congress could stay awake through a reading of the Health Care Bill. And you father still hasn’t read it yet”
“Gee Mom, that is sure Wyattastic!”
It sounds much better in the original Kenyan!
“Is she done yet?,” the yawning First Lady’s daughter wondered to herself.
Try as she might, Malia failed to breath fire on the evil creature confronting her. To each her own fantasy.
Michelle: “Oh see the deer! Does the deer have a little doe?”
Malia: “Yeah! Two Bucks! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
Michelle: “….and this word?”
Mailia: “Horton”
Michelle: “…..and this word?”
Malia: “Hatches”
Michelle: “…..a-an….”
Mailia: “Very good, mom!”
Bored silly after hearing Horton for the umpteenth time, all Malia could think was “Christ Mom, I’ve got earrings and a training bra, how about some Twilight or something?”
I wish I’d brought my Ipod; mom’s waxing Marxist again!
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“I’m tired of reading this to you, Mom. Don’t you understand yet that there is no social justice content in it?”
“You do realize Mom that Horton is a F**king Republican.”
“Why is a search of the fall-down-drunk daughter of a republican president found nowhere on this website, but an under age daughter of a (black) democratic president is made fun of?”
Malia thinking: “Borrrrrrrrring. Ugh, she talks as much as daddy.”
Scott must keep a race card up his sleeve to play it so quickly!
“One fish, two fish,
Red Ditched, Blue…. Won”
“Hey, that doesn’t rhyme.”
“…and then Horton took control over the safety and welfare of the entire population, to protect them from themselves, regardless of their feelings on the matter…”
“Hey, that’s just like Daddy!”
Thanks Wyatt, guess I shoulda gone with a Vogon poetry reading caption.