Happy Birthday Wyatt!
By Wyatt Earp | April 22, 2010
Hey, Code Monkey here.
I guess Wyatt wasn’t into making a big deal about his birthday this year. Maybe some years you just want other people make it a big deal for you. Or you change your passwords once in a while so other people can’t hijack your blog to convey birthday wishes for all the world to see, but I digress…
I should probably respect his urge to keep it quiet because I am one of those people that think that letting the wait staff at a restaurant know it’s someone’s birthday is almost as cruel as giving someone’s kid a Red Bull and five Twinkies a few minutes before your babysitting shift is over the night their mom and dad ask you to cover so they can get a date night.
(Hey, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to make sure she never gets asked to babysit again…)
But this is Wyatt. He gives so much and asks so little in return. (Stop laughing!) He’s always all about you, his readers. It’s never about him. (C’mon, he’ll hear you! SHUT UP!)
Seriously, he’s a good guy. He is there when you need him and he always knows the right thing to say to make you laugh on an otherwise mundane day. He doesn’t ask for a lot in return, just a little respect, a comment on a post here and there, and to give him time to get the camera out when you ride by on a unicycle in a blizzard so he can get pics to post on the blog.
Oh, and pics of Christina Hendricks…
Happy Birthday Wyatt!
Wyatt’s Update: Thanks, CM. I appreciate it, as well as your mad hacking skillz. Thanks also to Jim from bRight & Early for the babe-alicious birthday post, RT for the video of my idol, and Snigs for the well-wishes.
Topics: All About Wyatt, Babes, , My Idiot Friends, Wyattastic | 51 Comments »
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:45 am
Happy Birthday, Wyatt !
April 22nd, 2010 at 6:15 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG MAN!!!
note….everyone should type in big capital letters so Wyatt can see better, now that he’s getting so much older….he needs all the help he can get….
April 22nd, 2010 at 6:45 am
Happy Birthday, Wyatt
Sorry you have to share it with earth day.
…
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:30 am
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy!!!!
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:06 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYATT… Now , go back to your nap er, fighting crime.
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:21 am
Happy Birthday, Wyatt !
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:33 am
Happy Birthday Wyatt. Your present will be ready at noon.
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 am
http://s849.photobucket.com/albums/ab53/dorkelina/?action=view¤t=adonut.jpg
^_^ hope it rocks!
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:53 am
Wow.. a birthday and earth day rolled into one.
Happy Bearthday! And many more.
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:05 am
I’ll be hoisting a double martini in your honor.
Happy Birthday Wyatt!!!
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 am
Happy Birthday to my Favorite Gun Slinger….Many More ! Cheers !
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:27 am
JT – Thanks!
Clady – Hey, I’m only 41! And I am not officially 41 until 5pm, so I am sticking with 40 for a few more hours.
Kitty – Thanks. My sister called today and laughed, “Dude, you’re older than Earth Day!” I wanted to hang up on her.
GroovyVic – Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks!
Roger – Normally, I would still be sleeping now, but the missus is at Kyle’s school helping out with the Communion prep. Took the night off. Didn’t want to share the day with felons.
Sully – Thanks, man!
Jim – If it’s what I asked for, you rock!
Sally Anne – Okay, that’s funny.
Jon – My friend Heather always wrote “Happy Bearthday” on my cards in college.
Mrs. Crankipants – Make it a triple. This blog is funnier when you read it while drunk.
Robbie – Thanks much!
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 am
Oh, and before I forget, I have a message for Code Monkey. You ma’am, will get your comeuppance soon enough, as I know your birthday, too. I would send the SWAT team to your house today for hacking into my blog, but I figure you would really appreciate a bunch of big, armed men at your door, so no soup for you!
In all seriousness, thank you very much. You are my oldest and most trusted blog friend, and I appreciate everything you do for me and the blog. That being said, it was so “classic you” to completely ignoring my request to not make a big deal out of my birthday this year.
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 am
Wyatt,
Have a great birthday and a wonderfull year. Keep up the good work and God Bless.
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 am
Happy Birthday Detective Earp!
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:54 am
Happy birthday, Wyatt!
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:11 am
MeToo – Thank you, and thanks for reading.
John D – Thanks, sir. I am trying to do as little as possible today and still be considered a living being.
Bitter – Thanks, dear!
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:31 am
Happy birthday. I am sorry you have to share your birthday with the filthy hippies and their holy week (420 & Earth Day).
Jason
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
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April 22nd, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Is it time for a walk in tub? Just curious.
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Happy birthday, partner! I agree with Jason; sorry you have to share your special day with the dirty hippie commie Earth Day. But you came first, so there! Hope the family has something special planned for the big day…
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Jason – Yeah, why couldn’t I have come a day early?
Mrs. Crankipants – I only need the rails alongside the tub, wiseass!
Pam – Thanks. Special? Sure. Kyle passed out in church during Communion practice so he’s home now, and I have to coach his team (without him) tonight at lacrosse practice. And I was hoping to get some work done on that thing today. Guess it’ll have to wait until tonight.
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Happy Birthday Dude.
April 22nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Happy B’day Wyatt. Many happy returns.
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Happy birthday! I so remember that dude on a unicycle story, too!
You are a wonderful friend and deserve all the attention you are getting, and more!
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:30 pm
I wish you a very Wyattastic Birthday!
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Happy Birthday, Wyatt! I hope you have the greatest year yet!
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:43 pm
OK I do not know why my comment went to the WII sex post. Maybe Karma.
Happy Bearthday. Having a cocktail in your honor and to get over all the Gaia worship today.
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Happy Birthday Copper! May you enjoy many, many more.
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:01 pm
Happy Birfday to you… etc…
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Happy Birthday young-un.
I turned 53 two days ago.
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Happy birthday Wyatt.
April 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Happy birthday, big guy!!
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Happy Birthday youngster.
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
HAPPY B-DAY!!!!
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:45 pm
haha! niiice! Happy Birthday! *slides over a Guinness*
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Hey, I hope you got the drama free time eventually you were looking for.
Happy Birthday!
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Ingineer66 – Thank you very much!
Robert B – Thanks, sir!
RT – But my birthday is the one day of the year I am not an attention whore!
TJS – That is funny for so many reasons.
Snigs – They found the skin cancer last year, so this year is already better.
Stix – Make it a double. One for me and one for the stoner hippies.
E.L. – Thank you, ma’am.
Old NFO – Thanks, sir! Be safe in the Orient.
Rodney – Happy birthday!
Steveegg – Thanks! I guess I can’t ask for RedHot this year?
JimmyB – Thanks, man.
Rick – I’m no youngster, but thank you all the same.
Robert – Thanks! It’s extra special because I’m beating you in the NASCAR league. Heh.
Smite – My brother-in-law bought me a 12-pack for the occasion. Chocolate goodness!
CM – Thank you. Now stop hacking my blog!
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
I think I made one for everyone on the comment list. yesterday was a bitch
April 23rd, 2010 at 12:55 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, just a weeeeeee bit late, you Hippie. I know you’re just overcompensating so no one will know you’re actually a tree-hugging hippy stoner.
seriously, though, I hope your birthday was NOT Wyattastic and you had a fantabulous time.
Best,
AmyV
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:58 am
Eeep.. Happy Slightly Belated Birthday!!!
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:22 am
A belated happy birthday to you, Wyatt, and many more happy birthdays (none of them belated, of course!)
April 23rd, 2010 at 8:00 am
Sorry I missed it! I hope it was a splendid day, my friend. A splendid day.
Every one of them now is a marker of it’s own. We both went through the same thing this past year. We know.
April 23rd, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Stix – This morning must have been a lot of fun, then.
Amy – Thanks. I hope you celebrate with a box o’ wine this weekend!
K – Thank you, dear. Belated wishes are just as good in my book.
Morgan – Thanks. Appreciate it.
Glenn – And we lived to tell the tale. Cheers!
April 23rd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
OK Why is there a little man with a jack hammer in my head???
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Stix – Should have taken the hair o’ the dog.
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:49 pm
LOL
Oh well, I needed a drink or 3
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Gee. I take off for the middle of nowhere and I miss your birthday! Teach me for going all Little House In the Big Woods here.
Hope you had a wonderful day.
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Kim – Thank you. The missus told me about the move and I thought she was frakkin’ with me. Good luck, and I hope everything goes smoothly.
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:10 pm
We did my friend. We surely did!
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Belated Happy Birthday Wyatt.